Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
ts_london 0
although what #219 said is mean, they do have a point, but i just feel bad for both of u
SonicSophie 0
I hate to be rude, but you sound like a horrible person. She is obviously really emabarassed about her condition, and she finally plucked up the courage to tell you, thinking you would understand, and you're just bitching about it on the internet, saying your life is ****** because of it? You're cruel.
Bextravaganza 0
Dude, if you need to replace your mattress after one incident I feel sorry for you. Life is going to suck big wienies. Don't have kids, or dogs, and especially not ever a cat. Get a mattress cover, a bit of compassion, a clue, and hug your girlfriend. I do so hope that tonight while you're dreaming away on your lovely mattress that you have a dream you're standing at a urinal...
Pointlessly123 0
Everyone hates you, with good reason sir
ryansims 0
put yourself in his shoes SHE IS AT FAULT she knew she had a problem and didn't tell him or prepare herself first before staying with him this is totally her **** up not his she should of worn a diaper if she knew she pissed the bed at night
Grotesque 0
FHL.
zjlong 0
Yeah, she has a problem, but why would you need to replace the mattress. You just need to clean it up. Did you replace your mattress every time you pissed the bed when you were little? I doubt it.
zymn 6
aren't you supposed to be able to solve bed wetting by sleeping in the clothes you wear during the day or something like that?
pepperidgefarms 0
My ex-girlfriend wet the bed once during the time we lived together and she was seriously ready to just break up with me right then and there because she was so embarrassed. Maybe you don't entirely think of the situation this way, but the way you phrased your post makes you sound like a douchebag.
Sipos 0
Well, that might suck for you but, I bet she feels a lot worse. I hope you were supportive.