Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
getawaygirl 0
You are an arsehole to your girlfriend. You have made it clear you aren't the boyfriend she needs as you posted something that appears personal to her over the internet so you can get some sort of sympathy. yes she should have told you, or atleast had been prepared to stay over. But it is quite clear that she obviously didnt trust you. I hope you are happy you not only made an arse of yourself, but just proved to everyone and most probably her that you aren't a trust worthy boyfriend.
funk49 0
If you're hitting it, and you want to continue, wake up and smell the mattress cover son. BFD, she pissed. At least it wasn't other excrement.
Hatoshi 0
1. Ur an ass for posting this here 2. If she had the courage to come over with such a problem she should be praised 3. She went to your place because she LOVED you despite being scared of her problem 4. She should dump you and hook up with me, golden shower galore anyone?
Dessgeega 0
Awesome.
SarlaccBits 0
Ew. 23 years old and is still wetting the bed? She needs to see a doctor or something, that isn’t right. I mean, it could have been worse... But she really needs to do something about that... whether its a physical condition or a mental one...
SecsNoises 6
People can wet the bed right up into their 40s. Sometimes there is little or nothing you can do about it except buy a waterproof sheet, grin and bear it. I think your ignorant attitude is more disgusting than her wetting the bed.
heb777 0
I'm 19 years old and still wet the bed. It's an awful disorder that I'm extremely embarrassed about. I can understand why your girlfriend would not have told you beforehand. If you love her, you will support her and stay with her. As far as your mattress goes, stop being a prick. Buy a mattress pad and get the heck over yourself.
BGarden 0
Youre a dick for posting this on here. **** your life.
n42nate 0
You shouldn't be mad at her. It's a medical condition and she can't help it. I know cause I have it. It sucks. And I don't blame her for not telling you. You wouldn't believe how many overnight parties that I had to make a dumb excuse for because of it. It's completely embarrasing.
QuentinM95 0
haha, Saturday night live- oops i crapped my pants
Matdredalia 0
Bleach the mattress, it'll be perfectly fine. Then, ask your girlfriend if she would feel offended if you bought rubber sheets for when she spends the night. You put them on under the regular sheets, and voila. Just tell her that you love her and want to be with her irregardless of this problem and you can find a solution.
izangela 0
haha i'd laugh if i see an fml: "today my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me because i still wet the bed, im 23. fml"