Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
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Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
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darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
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Comments (138)
fueledbyellie 0
And why were you awake, walking under a picture late at night? Ow either way, though.
Venge_fml 0
Some people have walls near their beds. Some even have four walls, and call it a bedroom. Silly people.
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
z3r0nline 0
when did he say he/she was awake?? ******* retard
TRJADN 0
YDI for sleeping under a picture
nmsm 1
YDI for saying smack-bang
cady2 0
second that!
ZombieBunnies 0
Hogwarts?! WTF?!? Is this a new book? Harry Potter and the Deadly Hanging Pictures.
inuyashagirl 0
harry's most formidable foe yet... frames hanging from walls
yunni94 0
agreed 42 ******* idiot for hanging a picture on top of your head stuuuupidddd
ilovefatcats 12
#2 the pic was probaly over her bed
shiritt 0
facepalm! everything happens for a reason, you deserved it!
shiritt 0
shiritt, really, what the hell did that mean?
rawr_93 0
why are you replying to yourself?
helo2 0
lmfao
teacher411 0
Lol. I thought the same thing
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Were you robbing a museum? Because that would explain why it was midnight, and why your face was so close to a picture.
dupedlez 0
Perhaps the picture was hanging above the OP's bed and she was asleep..
helo2 0
hahahahaha
EditedIt 0
Could've been worse. It could've been a piece of your ceiling.
darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
shiritt 0
sir, i love your comment!
repyourcliche 0
http://media.photobucket.com/image/people%20loling/TheBroozer/loling-1.png?t=1258388546 me due to your comment.
ringmybell_fml 0
here, here!
WreckerGirl 4
#12 I love your picture :-)
the_BLADE13 0
I worry about this as well, but it would be razor wire falling on my face, so I sleep with my head protected at all times.
iamchuck 0
That's unfortunate.
the_BLADE13 0
It is quite calming actually... when I'm not trying to sleep.
iamchuck 0
I meant unfortunate that you protect your head. I'm all for razor wire in your face.
yungjct 0
^win
Residence_fml 4
Well perhaps you shouldn't hang a picture above your bed then? But I got one hanging there too so fyourlife OP I just hope you move that picture for national security
Blatstuff 0
Lol - Hope you weren't hurt, that would make it a true FML
mylifeisaverage9 0
FYL indeed. This one actually made me laugh.
Snow_Daisy 7
This made me laugh too. (:
bcns 0
that's fake, that never happened to you, your a liar.
helo2 0
lmao. I love how so many people say that to things they can't believe.
bcns 0
this person is SUCH a LIAR if this happend tho them, well then I'm the damn tooth fairy!