Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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happysoul 4
That's ****** up. But if a female shit not looking right razor bumps, discoloration or anything don't have sex with it
nerdybird26 5
herpes is for life bro!
Lop0 11
Don't be silly. Cover your willy.
littlelovee 7
I feel for yah. But hope you learned your lesson!
raspberryboo 10
damn now that's that hurt
keif_623 10
its better not to do anything at all. no matter how good it is in the moment. if you think something is wrong just be respectful. hey I don't think we should do this. not a good time. if she gets mad that's her problem at least you were looking out for yourself
EasyE1 4
So you had sex with her raw? And really though. -__- be smarter
mistie_rowe 10
OMG?!?!?! that is sooo gross??!?!?!
iateapenguin 27
Why does this have more YLS than YDI? Idiot shouldn't have gone bareback. Particularly with a girl he doesn't know and trust.
kateklaws 3
That is seriously illegal if you do it with a person that knows they have an STI and they don't tell the other person.