Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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73012211
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Wait... you were "on the floor" vacuuming? Do you not vacuum standing up?
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egnur_mas
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This is one of those times where it could kill you to clean up...
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tigerthepredator
| 16
I'm pretty sure judo doesn't have kicks.
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egnur_mas
| 19
This is one of those times where it could kill you to clean up...
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RichardPencil
| 29
It was a wicked sports injury -- you just didn't know you were playing.
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73012211
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Wait... you were "on the floor" vacuuming? Do you not vacuum standing up?
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OrchidKitten
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He could've been using the vacuum hose to vacuum in the corner near the door, and most people get on their hands and knees when using the hose.
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Jay18
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this question also baffles me
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usnwife
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That was my first thought too, but if it was a rug in the entry way OP might have been on the floor holding the corners down to vacuum them without it getting messed up... I always stood on the corners for my mom when I was a kid, and once or twice had to get down to fix it when I tried it on my own. Otherwise, I have no clue...!
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species4872
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Most people? been looking in a few windows have we.
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tj4234
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Judo is more wrestling/throwing than kicking. It was probably either a karate, or kung fu kick.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Everyone who ever said that housework never hurt anyone needs to read this FML
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Downer_Christi
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I hate to be that guy, but a "judo kick" isn't a thing.