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Anonymous 28 September 2013, 11:44 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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hairynips 10 October 2012, 19:07 Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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Infected 20 February 2011, 17:30 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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luckygirl 13 October 2015, 16:20 Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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Anonymous 20 June 2014, 18:20 Fresno, United States

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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Curt 6 September 2009, 18:19 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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quiet_screaming_ 1 July 2015, 02:21 Vancouver, Canada

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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impure 29 September 2014, 16:48 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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alaskan1989 22 January 2011, 01:27 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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SterlingSilver91 3 September 2011, 23:49 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

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Anonymous 18 January 2017, 10:00 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML

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eyepuppy 31

28 September 2013, 16:04

seriously, how stupid can you be?

Pleonasm 35

28 September 2013, 16:06

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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msbeans07 2

29 September 2013, 11:29

Why on earth would you be dumb enough to trust a random person. The only people you should have unprotected sex with is your significant other. Can't trust people now a days to tell you the truth. There is an std called AIDS you know think about that next time you do something foolish.