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By BX - 17/10/2015 12:09 - Netherlands

Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML

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By ALittleLighter - 14/09/2021 05:00

Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my sudden weight loss wasn’t because I changed my diet. It’s because I have heart failure FML

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By yawho - 25/02/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:30 - United States - Durham

Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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By wormsick - 06/12/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML

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By Habits - 10/07/2023 12:00

Today, and over the past six months, after 20+ years of habits aiming at not gaining weight and succeeding in doing so, I've suddenly LOST a lot of weight at 40 years-old due to bad circumstances. No matter how hard I try or how much I eat, my system just seems to have forgotten how to build fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 14:00

Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML

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Mossyoak_kw 28

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:37

Oh my gosh that's terrible. I'm so sorry, OP. Stay strong!! Best of luck to you, sweetie!

LindseyTheMoose 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:34

Damn. Well I hope all goes well OP, best of luck to you and stay strong!

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absorbed 12

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:22

Im so sorry to hear this OP, stay strong!

misfitunfit 21

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:33

Damn :C Best of luck OP

Mysterious_one 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:48

Really sorry OP.. InshAllah u will be treated and enjoy life to the fullest

The_Avatar 22

Sunday 18 October 2015 20:08

I am so freaking sorry but you can fight it! Keep fighting it! Cancer is a dick!

simply_meeeee 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 20:12

Oh my gosh. I hope everything will be okay, OP. Good luck!

hplover32 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 20:17

Sorry to hear this. Wishing you the best of luck.

alicecooperfan 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 20:26

I'm sorry, OP! Sending prayers your way!

quarterbird 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 20:30

I'm sorry to hear (read) that, OP. I hope that you receive proper treatment and I wish you a speedy recovery. On another note: Why are people responding to the OP's cancer diagnosis FML with YDI??? I mean... WTF???

loubabe69 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 20:39

I'm so sorry.

khrystwiztidkid 15

Sunday 18 October 2015 22:06

Your in my thoughts, OP. Cancer had run down some of the strongest people in my entire family... I know the war; not personally though. Keep your chin up, dear. I wish you the best.

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Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML

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Today, it's been 3 weeks since I, a 17-year-old, have been working 50 hours a week at a grocery store trying to keep our shelves stocked during coronavirus panic-buying. It was also the day a customer informed me that, "All you teenagers are lazy and that's why the shelves are empty." FML

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Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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