Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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Roguedork19
| 8
This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)
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misspulkadot24
| 17
Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?
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Roguedork19
| 8
This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)
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sens3sfailing
| 24
He should ask her if she wants to take a break because of how tired she must be from running through his mind all day.
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fenixtorador1
| 11
Or get back up and ask her if she's okay. Once she asks what you're talking about, tell her that you thought it would hurt when an angel fell from heaven.
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s15c
| 9
60- I couldn't help but think of Brick from Anchorman saying "You are invited to the pants party." after reading your comment.
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CrazedOut
| 2
#1 couldnt agree more!
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AksentNetharia
| 12
Dammit #1 I was gonna say that! XD
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misspulkadot24
| 17
Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?
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iOceanus
| 18
I thought this said boobs when I first read it... anyone else, or is it just me?
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NigerianMedicine
| 11
Welcome to the Internet.
Enjoy your stay.
Enjoy your stay.
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Hey well that's not a FML that's a great story to tell everyone! Plus I'm sure she thought it was really funny and then proceeded to help you out haha. Think positive
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Harpy20
| 24
Well it's something to laugh about later. Chin up, mate.
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iOceanus
| 18
He might have had a tough time keeping his chin up while it was on the floor.
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btstig
| 11
Walk that shit off. She probably laughed. The ice is broken.
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iOceanus
| 18
Yeah, walk that shit off. I'm sure those gashes will heal in a few seconds.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Mine do, but I'm the cheerleader from Heroes.
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iOceanus
| 18
23: Claire? You are totally hot, and the show you're on is awesome.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Okay I lied, I'm syler. I totally killed that bitch! Oh well, back to chopping off people upper skulls to take their powers!
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pinkpixie06
| 11
Your physical wounds will most likely heal faster than the blow to your ego. But I think those usually hurt the most! Feel better soon! :)
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Soooo, your letting OP know he feels bad? Okay then... Good talk.
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sugarshane007
| 20
It seems that calamity has... befallen you.
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Roguedork19
| 8
Clever play on words my friend.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
It seems you have really fallen for this girl, huh?
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BlueFlatts
| 20
Who knows, maybe she'll fall for OP too.
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nigsuzzi
| 3
Op u probably blew it. Don't bother chasing after her you will only hurt yourself more.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Well that's incredibly pessimistic 30. I highly doubt there are that many girls out there that are that shallow.
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charvisioku
| 22
30: If that blew it for him, she's not worth his time since it would mean she's insanely shallow... I doubt this affected his chances with her at all.
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zingline89
| 18
Don't worry you can get back on track
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Catkam623
| 27
You just have yo keep on going.
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fightingkittens
| 39
Well that escalated quickly.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
He fell, he deescalated quickly.
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gc327072
| 29
Disembarked, rather.
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ErictheRed
| 5
I love that saying.
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baconstrips
| 12
Lol ya dun goofed