FML : Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally...

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dkim620 - / Monday 7 January 2013 03:16 / United States

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By Roguedork19 | 8

#5312472 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)

By misspulkadot24 | 17

#5312473 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?

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By Roguedork19 | 8

#5312472 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)

sens3sfailing | 24

#5312534 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:51

He should ask her if she wants to take a break because of how tired she must be from running through his mind all day.

fenixtorador1 | 11

#5312841 - Monday 7 January 2013 15:12

Or get back up and ask her if she's okay. Once she asks what you're talking about, tell her that you thought it would hurt when an angel fell from heaven.

s15c | 9

#5313109 - Monday 7 January 2013 18:49

60- I couldn't help but think of Brick from Anchorman saying "You are invited to the pants party." after reading your comment.

CrazedOut | 2

#5314136 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 10:47

#1 couldnt agree more!

AksentNetharia | 12

#6064694 - Sunday 14 September 2014 11:18

Dammit #1 I was gonna say that! XD

By misspulkadot24 | 17

#5312473 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?

iOceanus | 18

#5312540 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:55

I thought this said boobs when I first read it... anyone else, or is it just me?

NigerianMedicine | 11

#5313763 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 4:13

Welcome to the Internet.

Enjoy your stay.

By HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5312474 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:13

Hey well that's not a FML that's a great story to tell everyone! Plus I'm sure she thought it was really funny and then proceeded to help you out haha. Think positive

By Harpy20 | 24

#5312478 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:14

Well it's something to laugh about later. Chin up, mate.

iOceanus | 18

#5312526 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:43

He might have had a tough time keeping his chin up while it was on the floor.

By btstig | 11

#5312481 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:14

Walk that shit off. She probably laughed. The ice is broken.

iOceanus | 18

#5312527 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:47

Yeah, walk that shit off. I'm sure those gashes will heal in a few seconds.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5312542 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:58

Mine do, but I'm the cheerleader from Heroes.

iOceanus | 18

#5312550 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:03

23: Claire? You are totally hot, and the show you're on is awesome.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5312560 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:13

Okay I lied, I'm syler. I totally killed that bitch! Oh well, back to chopping off people upper skulls to take their powers!

By pinkpixie06 | 11

#5312483 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:15

Your physical wounds will most likely heal faster than the blow to your ego. But I think those usually hurt the most! Feel better soon! :)

sens3sfailing | 24

#5312546 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:00

Soooo, your letting OP know he feels bad? Okay then... Good talk.

By sugarshane007 | 20

#5312484 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:15

It seems that calamity has... befallen you.

Roguedork19 | 8

#5312491 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:18

Clever play on words my friend.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5312537 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:53

It seems you have really fallen for this girl, huh?

BlueFlatts | 20

#5312545 - Monday 7 January 2013 9:59

Who knows, maybe she'll fall for OP too.

nigsuzzi | 3

#5312553 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:06

Op u probably blew it. Don't bother chasing after her you will only hurt yourself more.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5312563 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:16

Well that's incredibly pessimistic 30. I highly doubt there are that many girls out there that are that shallow.

charvisioku | 22

#5312707 - Monday 7 January 2013 12:42

30: If that blew it for him, she's not worth his time since it would mean she's insanely shallow... I doubt this affected his chances with her at all.