By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
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Jimminee 3

you must have an extremely large nostril.

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Jimminee 3

you must have an extremely large nostril.

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TookaWooka666 0

Should of double tapped it's insect ass.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

this is only the begging, soon the bugs are gonna take over. I warned you all but you didn't listen *maniacal laughter*

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thatbitch99 0

The OP (Of the FML) Totally deserved this. Everyone knows not to do those kinds of insane stunts around bugs.

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zendaddy0 0

yah what's all the BUZZ about

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rallets 22

he wanted a closer look because he was nosey :P

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mattmadden 0

No the Chinese are gonna take over.

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thatbitch99 0

Why would anyone do a crazy stunt like that? YDI.

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This2Rudy 7

you always double tap, op, have you seen zombieland?

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staceysgenesis16 0

you should have made sure it was dead! smash that bitch twice.

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robotiick 12

I triple tap dem bitches

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jacobepaps12345 0

to enjoy the look of the splattered bug and all the guts ... or is it just me who does that ...

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PurpleRae420 0

To maybe see what kind of bug it was lol I'm guessing it wasn't poisonious otherwise how would you be writing this FML if you were dead!

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Hayman68 4

because OP was a girl and she thought she finally did something useful besides making a sandwich.

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iSitt 0

it was the dreaded Snot Bugger. it drills into your brain then makes your crawl into the sewer.

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metfanatic1986 0

stomp twice everytime! lol

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GrooveSponge 0

Yeah haha! It's like killing a zombie. Ever heard of "double-tap"?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

BUG: 1 OP: 0 Will there be a grudge match?! Let's find out...

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DaiCarmuhh 6

Sticky situation you there

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HubertPL 0

it must have really been bugging him ;)

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dannyboy66 7

all i see is u like **** yea start eyeing the bug then it flys up and gos into your nostril yelling ******

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tommyboy101 0

haha ******* awesome comment man haahahahaha lol

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FunnyGuy5051 7

pour water down Ur nose

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iLazy 0

That or sniff some drugs so he either dies or HIIIGH

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Pownzeez 0

arent you the genius.

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Nikkitaria 9

That's awful. I hate when I'm going to bed and I hear a mosquito buzzing near me. You just know you'll wake up with a swollen face.

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xDeathAbove 2

now snort some meth to make bug get high, sooner or later it will fly out

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metfanatic1986 0

yeah. that'll help the problem!

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