By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
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you must have an extremely large nostril.

why would you want a closer look?

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you must have an extremely large nostril.

Should of double tapped it's insect ass.

this is only the begging, soon the bugs are gonna take over. I warned you all but you didn't listen *maniacal laughter*

thatbitch99 0

The OP (Of the FML) Totally deserved this. Everyone knows not to do those kinds of insane stunts around bugs.

I wonder if that BUGged you OP

HAHA Not really funny..

zendaddy0 0

yah what's all the BUZZ about

rallets 22

he wanted a closer look because he was nosey :P

mattmadden 0

No the Chinese are gonna take over.

thatbitch99 0

Why would anyone do a crazy stunt like that? YDI.

This2Rudy 7

you always double tap, op, have you seen zombieland?

staceysgenesis16 0

you should have made sure it was dead! smash that bitch twice.

robotiick 12

I triple tap dem bitches

why would you want a closer look?

jacobepaps12345 0

to enjoy the look of the splattered bug and all the guts ... or is it just me who does that ...

PurpleRae420 0

To maybe see what kind of bug it was lol I'm guessing it wasn't poisonious otherwise how would you be writing this FML if you were dead!

Hayman68 4

because OP was a girl and she thought she finally did something useful besides making a sandwich.

iSitt 0

it was the dreaded Snot Bugger. it drills into your brain then makes your crawl into the sewer.

metfanatic1986 0

stomp twice everytime! lol

Yeah haha! It's like killing a zombie. Ever heard of "double-tap"?

BUG: 1 OP: 0 Will there be a grudge match?! Let's find out...

DaiCarmuhh 6

Sticky situation you there

it must have really been bugging him ;)

all i see is u like fuck yea start eyeing the bug then it flys up and gos into your nostril yelling fucker

haha fucking awesome comment man haahahahaha lol

FunnyGuy5051 7

pour water down Ur nose

That or sniff some drugs so he either dies or HIIIGH

Pownzeez 0

arent you the genius.

Nikkitaria 9

That's awful. I hate when I'm going to bed and I hear a mosquito buzzing near me. You just know you'll wake up with a swollen face.

now snort some meth to make bug get high, sooner or later it will fly out

metfanatic1986 0

yeah. that'll help the problem!