FML : Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look...

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bugnose - / Monday 16 May 2011 06:26 /

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By Jimminee | 3

#2518320 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

you must have an extremely large nostril.

By max_wilder | 9

#2518326 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

why would you want a closer look?

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By Jimminee | 3

#2518320 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

you must have an extremely large nostril.

TookaWooka666 | 0

#2518388 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:22

Should of double tapped it's insect ass.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2518410 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:26

this is only the begging, soon the bugs are gonna take over. I warned you all but you didn't listen *maniacal laughter*

Goldenchest | 14

#2518679 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:24

No.

thatbitch99 | 0

#2518688 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:25

The OP (Of the FML) Totally deserved this. Everyone knows not to do those kinds of insane stunts around bugs.

FNFPhilly | 0

#2518742 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:48

I wonder if that BUGged you OP

Tcaret300 | 12

#2518746 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:49

HAHA Not really funny..

zendaddy0 | 0

#2518829 - Monday 16 May 2011 14:30

yah what's all the BUZZ about

rallets | 22

#2519087 - Monday 16 May 2011 16:08

he wanted a closer look because he was nosey :P

mattmadden | 0

#2519872 - Monday 16 May 2011 21:41

No the Chinese are gonna take over.

thatbitch99 | 0

#2520468 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:01

Why would anyone do a crazy stunt like that? YDI.

This2Rudy | 7

#2521603 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:40

you always double tap, op, have you seen zombieland?

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2522355 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:13

you should have made sure it was dead! smash that bitch twice.

robotiick | 12

#2523004 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:39

I triple tap dem bitches

By max_wilder | 9

#2518326 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

why would you want a closer look?

jacobepaps12345 | 0

#2518764 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:54

to enjoy the look of the splattered bug and all the guts ... or is it just me who does that ...

PurpleRae420 | 0

#2518787 - Monday 16 May 2011 14:01

To maybe see what kind of bug it was lol I'm guessing it wasn't poisonious otherwise how would you be writing this FML if you were dead!

Hayman68 | 4

#2518924 - Monday 16 May 2011 15:01

because OP was a girl and she thought she finally did something useful besides making a sandwich.

iSitt | 0

#2519152 - Monday 16 May 2011 16:38

it was the dreaded Snot Bugger.
it drills into your brain then makes your crawl into the sewer.

By metfanatic1986 | 0

#2518328 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:08

stomp twice everytime! lol

GrooveSponge | 0

#2518886 - Monday 16 May 2011 14:49

Yeah haha! It's like killing a zombie. Ever heard of "double-tap"?

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2518946 - Monday 16 May 2011 15:15

BUG: 1

OP: 0

Will there be a grudge match?!
Let's find out...

By Livinia | 11

#2518332 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:08

Haha, smart bug :)

bodmonontheblock | 0

#2519251 - Monday 16 May 2011 17:34

hot lady

By DaiCarmuhh | 6

#2518346 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:10

Sticky situation you there

HubertPL | 0

#2518648 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:12

it must have really been bugging him ;)

By dannyboy66 | 7

#2518352 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:11

all i see is u like fuck yea start eyeing the bug then it flys up and gos into your nostril yelling fucker

tommyboy101 | 0

#2519176 - Monday 16 May 2011 16:56

haha fucking awesome comment man haahahahaha lol

By FunnyGuy5051 | 7

#2518354 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:12

pour water down Ur nose

iLazy | 0

#2518485 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:42

That or sniff some drugs so he either dies or HIIIGH

Pownzeez | 0

#2519370 - Monday 16 May 2011 18:38

arent you the genius.

By kyanisaurus | 0

#2518358 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:13

slimy booger

By Nikkitaria | 9

#2518365 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:15

That's awful. I hate when I'm going to bed and I hear a mosquito buzzing near me. You just know you'll wake up with a swollen face.

By xDeathAbove | 2

#2518368 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:16

now snort some meth to make bug get high, sooner or later it will fly out

metfanatic1986 | 0

#2521690 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:56

yeah. that'll help the problem!

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