Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
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Jimminee
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you must have an extremely large nostril.
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max_wilder
| 9
why would you want a closer look?
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Jimminee
| 3
you must have an extremely large nostril.
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TookaWooka666
| 0
Should of double tapped it's insect ass.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
this is only the begging, soon the bugs are gonna take over. I warned you all but you didn't listen *maniacal laughter*
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Goldenchest
| 14
No.
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thatbitch99
| 0
The OP (Of the FML) Totally deserved this. Everyone knows not to do those kinds of insane stunts around bugs.
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FNFPhilly
| 0
I wonder if that BUGged you OP
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Tcaret300
| 12
HAHA Not really funny..
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zendaddy0
| 0
yah what's all the BUZZ about
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rallets
| 22
he wanted a closer look because he was nosey :P
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mattmadden
| 0
No the Chinese are gonna take over.
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thatbitch99
| 0
Why would anyone do a crazy stunt like that? YDI.
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This2Rudy
| 7
you always double tap, op, have you seen zombieland?
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staceysgenesis16
| 0
you should have made sure it was dead! smash that bitch twice.
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robotiick
| 12
I triple tap dem bitches
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max_wilder
| 9
why would you want a closer look?
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jacobepaps12345
| 0
to enjoy the look of the splattered bug and all the guts ... or is it just me who does that ...
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PurpleRae420
| 0
To maybe see what kind of bug it was lol I'm guessing it wasn't poisonious otherwise how would you be writing this FML if you were dead!
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Hayman68
| 4
because OP was a girl and she thought she finally did something useful besides making a sandwich.
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iSitt
| 0
it was the dreaded Snot Bugger.
it drills into your brain then makes your crawl into the sewer.
it drills into your brain then makes your crawl into the sewer.
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metfanatic1986
| 0
stomp twice everytime! lol
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GrooveSponge
| 0
Yeah haha! It's like killing a zombie. Ever heard of "double-tap"?
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
BUG: 1
OP: 0
Will there be a grudge match?!
Let's find out...
OP: 0
Will there be a grudge match?!
Let's find out...
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Livinia
| 11
Haha, smart bug :)
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bodmonontheblock
| 0
hot lady
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DaiCarmuhh
| 6
Sticky situation you there
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HubertPL
| 0
it must have really been bugging him ;)
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dannyboy66
| 7
all i see is u like fuck yea start eyeing the bug then it flys up and gos into your nostril yelling fucker
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tommyboy101
| 0
haha fucking awesome comment man haahahahaha lol
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FunnyGuy5051
| 7
pour water down Ur nose
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iLazy
| 0
That or sniff some drugs so he either dies or HIIIGH
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Pownzeez
| 0
arent you the genius.
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kyanisaurus
| 0
slimy booger
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Nikkitaria
| 9
That's awful. I hate when I'm going to bed and I hear a mosquito buzzing near me. You just know you'll wake up with a swollen face.
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xDeathAbove
| 2
now snort some meth to make bug get high, sooner or later it will fly out
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metfanatic1986
| 0
yeah. that'll help the problem!