Health: Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin... - FML

By BX - 17/10/2015 12:09 - Netherlands

Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML

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By ALittleLighter - 14/09/2021 05:00

Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my sudden weight loss wasn’t because I changed my diet. It’s because I have heart failure FML

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By yawho - 25/02/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:30 - United States - Durham

Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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By wormsick - 06/12/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML

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Doctor time!

By Habits - 10/07/2023 12:00

Today, and over the past six months, after 20+ years of habits aiming at not gaining weight and succeeding in doing so, I've suddenly LOST a lot of weight at 40 years-old due to bad circumstances. No matter how hard I try or how much I eat, my system just seems to have forgotten how to build fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 14:00

Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML

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Mossyoak_kw 28

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:37

Oh my gosh that's terrible. I'm so sorry, OP. Stay strong!! Best of luck to you, sweetie!

LindseyTheMoose 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:34

Damn. Well I hope all goes well OP, best of luck to you and stay strong!

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katluvr 22

Monday 2 November 2015 4:20

So very sorry, OP. Read as much as you can, be informed before you go to the doctor do that you can take part in regaining your health. Sending you positive thoughts...

Zotti 11

Saturday 7 November 2015 12:35

that's how we found out my dad had cancer... hope you get good treatment OP!

olively 9

Tuesday 12 January 2016 5:06

Stay strong, best wishes. I'm sorry OP that really is a hard situation. Luckily modern medicine is pretty damn good

millsjoshua949 12

Wednesday 22 July 2020 23:58

Oh no. I'm so sorry.

ojoRojo 27

Saturday 19 September 2020 15:01

This is one I’d love to see an update on. I wonder how OP is doing now

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Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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