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In a relationship
'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow. You cannot pass!'
But ....to be honest I'm a grad student studying biology here in Virginia....Message me anytime! I'll probably be up!