Gross and Health: Gushing

Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2016 07:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt like complete shit, my friends dragged me out to a club. When I got there, I ran into the bathroom and started simultaneously shitting and puking. If I stopped one, the other got worse. I was stuck there for an hour and a half. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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Sunday 15 November 2009 20:40

"Things were going great"? How great can diarrhea go...? Sucks for you, though. FYL.

Tozi_fml 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:08

Poor you. Are typing through puke? Or did it get cleaned out?

Comments

BelaLugosisdead 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:04

Ew. Groady much?

neonokku 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:11

i brign a book or sometimes my nintendo ds i see how you're thinking

Philosophic 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:38

I typed this wigtbh mty nowse, I am ppro,,?

Sharpam 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:55

hey, don't hate. I'm actually taking a shit right now while replying to you using my iTouch.

RandomGinger 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 23:35

SAME!

sisl20 0

Friday 20 August 2010 22:43

LOL ur like my neice. shes 2 months old though :p

Jordan_99 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:05

Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo.

webkinzfreak96 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:07

LOL you did not deserve that put, that's jsut wrong

mrsceneic 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:08

thats whoa um wierd

Tozi_fml 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:08

Poor you. Are typing through puke? Or did it get cleaned out?

nazooer 11

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:09

YDI all the way.

Mx_Rider 6

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:12

#6 how the **** does she deserve it? cuz shes sick she deserves to get her shit owned by her own puke? nah son :)

956TXking 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:17

why would you take your laptop to the bathroom.

v1kt4r 13

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:38

i think the OP already explained this one, pay attention!!!!

helloello 2

Monday 16 November 2009 8:28

I'm on mine in the bathroom right now. So relaxing

iChel413 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:55

I used to bring my laptop into the bathroom when I knew it would take awhile. Just sitting on the toilet gets boring. Now that I have my iPod I take that instead. Lol. It's easier to relax if you have something to do.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:17

Why would you bring your laptop in the bathroom? Where there is water and, obviously, bodily fluids. Read a book or a news paper for gods sake. Ah dear god. I feel untrooly.