Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
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Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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Top comments
cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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Comments (248)
actionjackson8 0
ydi op for being a bitch and hitting a dig with ur car.
020266t 5
c a l l t h e c o p s
d0gl0ver16 0
You totally deserved for killing dog!!!
emsiti 6
well he just sais chased with a shot gun there was no threatning si i would say the dog
bootystank 0
if it didn't die i would be like "go f***k yourself!"..... but if you killed it.... i would get my dragon breath out (cod black ops)
force9000 0
Were they rednecks?
duncanbaseball 0
Really now? I never would have thought.
monkiki62 5
It's ydi for not paying attention. And for hitting a dog. Of course I'd chase after someone that Hurt my animal you need to give them money if that dog had any injuries op. You most likely hit and ran anyway. Ass.
Unlucky_Gun 0
I vote FYL because for all I know the dog could've ran out in front of you and you slammed on your breaks but still couldn't stop in time to not hit the dog
mojogirl 4
If u hit my dog I would probably do the same thing. :|