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Can't you just like, kick them?
I agree. YDI for having a pussy of a dog.
YDI for being a pansy
OH ****, SQUIRRELS! GET IN THE LION!
they're squirrels you ******* pussy.
Oh man better watch out for squaids they are some bad mother *******
squirrels can't get rabies.
YDI for using calculators.
They are tiny little squirrels. just kick them as hard as you can
YOU'RE SCARED OF THEM?? seriously, grow up.
cats do too...
Yikes, that must suck to be chased be a squirrel.
Ha! I never thought squirrels would chase you back. I could totally picture this. They probably were diseased, now that I think about it.
Ydi for having sex!!!!
Lols that sux
Them Texas squirrels can be mighty ornery -- they go right for the nuts! I reckon you best leave the squirrel-chasing to the dogs. You ain't never heard of a dog being called a pussy, have ya?
Ummmm I don't know if you actually talk like this or not, but if not, you do know that most people from Texas (like me) don't actually talk like that, right? I don't even have an accent... Stop watching western movies (The only real life. Horse I've ever seen was in New York.). And yes, some of the squirrels here are huge, but it's only around the Texas A&M area. Over there, they're like cats. If that's where it was, OP... Ouch.
You are right that a lot of people in Texas don't talk like that, but there are still plenty that do, even here in the big city. I've known a lot of well-educated Texans who speak without an accent who still use "reckon," "fixin' ta," and "y'all" and put the emphasis on the first syllable of UMbrella and INsurance (most Americans say umBRELLa and inSURance.) So, I was exaggerating, but not lying.
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lol. did they bite?
scary.