By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 898
You deserved it 5 683

Same thing different taste

Top comments

it's only a mile and you could have saved the dogs life

jptipton2001 0

why would you get out of the car??


vlovesp 0

why didn't she turn around and pick you up in the car?

someone should've gone to specsavers..

GregDaBossMaster 0

E D Ut ur so dumb wat a dumb fml...

puppyloverpeace 1

that wud make a good comercial for that glasses company tht has comercials like this.

rohosoccer08 1

that sucks, I just chase my dog all over in the car for an hour and a half then after I give up, she gives up and comes home, but I usually can tell my dogs apart from others

am I rlly the only one stuck on the fact that op jumped out of a moving car in traffic for a dog?!

Arsonnist 3

Ha, well 46, at least he wasn't driving, right?...right?

Xx_jESSii 3

Lol wow Fyl Op, that sucks alot.

pingpongpickle 8

wow F your life, after all that running you could've at least saved the dog even if it wasn't yours

It would be the female to start this complete fiasco :O

Sweetheart, why do you have no clothes on? I mean you have a great body but sheeeesh, it's a bit much isnt it?

alexxss_fml 10

couldn't agree with u more 72. so sad to see young girls expose themselves on the net. shame

Giorgio272 2

guess it's the guys fault this time. these lyrics will help clarify. bitch! cause they"s says you a boss notch. there ain't no refunds this ain't no cash main.

LightningLadyy 0

I doubt she's 21 if she said "oval" instead of "of all"....

pvthill 0

well at least ur not the mail man or else he would be chasing u

pvthill 0

8 WTF is wrong with ur face....fukkin Anti flood ... take anti flood off .... *** anti flood

y did u get out of ur car to chase ur dog car is faster ydi

That's very nice of you, at least. I respect that you care.

PeaceOutx24 0

bahahahahhahhahahaahahahah dumb bitch

the dog was probably the same breed as their dog, and they saw it at a distance and from a moving car, so it probably looked a lot like her dog. also, OP chased it for a long time, so he obviously thought it was the same dog as well.

pingpongpickle 8

ya I'm with 52, how did the girl "do it on purpose?" she just screamed cuz she thought she saw their dog about to be run over? op is the one who jumped out of the car in traffic, she never told him to. he was probably trying to impress her

jptipton2001 0

why would you get out of the car??

PimpdaddyCJT 13

omg my dog couldn't do that well my moms dog it's a little lap dog -.-

Kylias 6

40: same, my mom has an annoying little yorkie with the most obnoxious, allergy causing fur. D:

stewpididiot 11
deafeningsilence 8

22- yes. say it out loud... slowly..

Whoa dude, seriously run for a mile? That seems like a bit much to me.

savannahbreigh10 0

I think the numbering is a little screwy... 5, 43, 71, 29...

puppyloverpeace 1
hales1919 3

it's the thought that counts. you were nice enough to catch it for her

cheergirly16 0

dogs are just stupid.:) but I love them:)

raineydayes 0

Dogs can be smart as hell though. Lots of times dogs chase something because of instinct and they just can't control themselves, that doesn't make them stupid... Man it bothers me when people say an animal is dumb just because they are doing something we don't understand. Sorry that you chased the dog OP, but at least you were man enough to chase after him through traffic! Ha, I bet the OP wears Old Spice! :)

cheergirly16 0

no I'm sorry I didn't really mean that...just silly sometimes. I know they are really smart. sometimes I wonder why my dog continues to eat cat poop in the backyard when it makes him nothing clicks and says oh, maybe I shouldn't be eating this? lol

puppyloverpeace 1
Armygurl69 0

At least we know you care about your dog. But, I think she did it on purpose.

I agree - he's running after the dog while she has a quickie with the neighbour maybe??