Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
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Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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Comments (248)
mowmowlife 21
Maybe should have waited until they were sober. Hope you called the cops on their tails!
greentard 1
I'd go insane on someone who purposely hit my dog. You sicken me you ******* deserved it asshole
BadAssBandit897 9
wow guys chill out, accidents happen. What if it was a smaller dog who decided to suddenly bolt out into the middle of the road? However, If it was a bigger one and he could have been avoided then yes i understand.
ilovetraveler 17
You didn't stop and see if it wasokay? If you just tried to hit.and run, YDI, you jackass.
vanillagurll 5
I thought you said when you hit your neighbors dog with your CAT
CaroAurelia 12
Well, honestly, that's probably what I'd do.
miner777 6
You must live in the south, Texas maybe? YDI FOR HITTING A PUPPY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOURE DOING
starfoxfan1 7
Well no shit, they must've really loved their dog.
jairolover 25
It's called an accident. People really piss me off sometimes.
RabidTardigrade 6
If someone hit my dog and kept driving, I'd make it my job to find them. You've never had a dog apparently.
Dumbstuff___ 10
You kinda deserve it. You hit a dog! Was it ok?