No. Please. Let me assist you find it quicker.

@4 No reason to be so pee-qued.

never heard of a golden bath before

@33 You gotta be kidney-ng me.

Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Oh crap. Wrong joke. ... Bye

Made my night. :P

These are great :D

Better in the tube then in the bed

pretty sure having pee in both the shower and the bed isn't a good thing. Best she pee in the bath than the bed.

He's not being a dick, he just doesn't find bathing in urine a nice thing.

Stop trying to get laid, Jordan. No-one digs the sensitive type.

I'm a girl.

And girls actually do like the "sensitive" kind. Considering they tend to be romantic. Not every girl likes a piece of shit guy who treats them like a piece of ass.

I'd be surprised if they aren't already laughing about it (:

At least she didn't poop.

It's not a secret, besides if they are that close no need to keep secrets.

^ somethings are better left unsaid.

I think she probably already knows. Nothing to be embarrassed about anyway, things happen.

You, sir, are one pragmatic mofo. I salute you.

It happens sometimes to the healthiest of people. I've peed the bed as an adult dreaming of peeing. That being said I fall asleep in the tub all the time and have never peed in it. Regardless, I do agree that she would need to be dehydrated or have an issue with her digestive system to be able to have pee yellow enough to turn that much water yellow. OP, don't embarrass her, but let her know because she either needs to drink way more water, or get checked out. Pee should be clear, not yellow. (An exception to this if you are taking certain vitamins, if your body doesn't absorb them completely, you pee the rest out and your pee can be fluorescent yellow)

I don't think the ENTIRE tub turned yellow. He probably just noticed a small cloud of yellow around his girlfriend's crotch. So she didn't really turn a "tremendous" amount of water yellow.

If the tub isn't that big, with two people in it means there wouldn't be very much water so in a sense - a little would go a long way and look worse then it is. I'm with everyone saying shrug it off - you're in the bath and likely have soap handy anyway!

I feel like you put way too much thought into that.

Taking multivitamins like berocca will mean more nutrients in urine regardless of hydration, could be anything.

But then how is he going to tell her they should shower before bed xD

#25, In a bath you sit in your own dirt and such. With two people the amount of dirt and filth in the tub is double. OP could simply suggest they rinse off with some soap and water because of what could have been in the water of the tub.