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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
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orphanclubber 8

That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP

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MDoremis 38

I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.

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orphanclubber 8

That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP

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incoherentrmblr 21

...after getting your things back...

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Ilikepie82479 20

I could have sworn it said grandma.... When I saw your comment it confused me so much

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SarahSehhati 40

#62 I did too.... that's weird...

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telli164 30

#62 I read it as grandma also. If only, what a bad ass grandma she'd have been..

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elvispaada 11

#62 Hahahaa I read it as grandma the whole time too. It didn't make sense to me until I read it again.

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HRTreatman 17

@62 I swear it said grandma...

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EverestMelting 23

Oh harsh, get out of that quick OP.

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MDoremis 38

I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.

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wobbly1 16

I use to be a kleptomaniac, but I took something for it.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Either she's kleptomaniac or she's using you.

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cocacola999 27

I'm wondering if she actually stole the things before they started going out, if the stuff was stolen last year and OP only visited her apartment now for the first time. Normally, people visit each other's places earlier than 1 year into the relationship. In that case, she could also be a stalker.

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xxmirandapandaxx 14

Where did you read last year? Just curious.

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antonaijamese 7

#50 He said they were stolen last week....

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cocacola999 27

Oh dear. Back to the primary school for me.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Time to steal it hack

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HarshD9619 34

It's not stealing if it's yours

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ligerzero459 24

I think you mean ex-girlfriend

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FracturedMinds 21

Normally I'd tear this comment a new asshole because it's so over used. In this instance, I completely agree with it. Kick her klepto ass to the curb.

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ligerzero459 24

I only make it when it's actually deserved

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Scryll 17

Steal it back, you can be kleptomaniacs together :D

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Scryll 17

Obviously I missed what the above comment said

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Kazze 31

Yeahhh... I would take the laptop and run. Before you know it, you might come home from work to an empty house.

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AhoyCaptian 16

Oh wow, that sucks, sorry OP. She must not be a good girlfriend if she stole things from you. I bet it was very awkward, but I hope you got your things back, along with a new girlfriend.

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whycantisignup 24

I guess the honesty application isn't compatible with her OS

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