By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 14:15

Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML
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Why did you put off looking down and to the right for 2 seconds until after lunch??

Did you not notice anything wrong when no one else showed up?

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Why did you put off looking down and to the right for 2 seconds until after lunch??

Did you not notice anything wrong when no one else showed up?

Later in the week you can slack off because you got a head start today. Be discreet about your slacking so it appears like you’re working (no internet porn.)

Check. Use your cellphone for the internet porn FTW.

That’s a good life hack for viewing the porn, but there’s the issue of the full porn experience. If anyone can figure out how to pull that off in an office, they’d be a hero!

"Honey, check the computer's clock. Notice anything?" "Yea yea, later *hangs up without further comment*"

You boss must like you very much