Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 14:15

Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML

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teff7 7

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Sunday 19 May 2019 14:19

Why did you put off looking down and to the right for 2 seconds until after lunch??

ajh1800 25

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Sunday 19 May 2019 16:06

Did you not notice anything wrong when no one else showed up?

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teff7 7

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Sunday 19 May 2019 14:19

Why did you put off looking down and to the right for 2 seconds until after lunch??

ajh1800 25

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Sunday 19 May 2019 16:06

Did you not notice anything wrong when no one else showed up?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 19 May 2019 16:36

Later in the week you can slack off because you got a head start today. Be discreet about your slacking so it appears like you’re working (no internet ****.)

zeeba_neighba 10

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Monday 20 May 2019 5:35

Check. Use your cellphone for the internet **** FTW.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 20 May 2019 17:30

That’s a good life hack for viewing the ****, but there’s the issue of the full **** experience. If anyone can figure out how to pull that off in an office, they’d be a hero!

Sinshine 28

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Monday 20 May 2019 4:02

"Honey, check the computer's clock. Notice anything?" "Yea yea, later *hangs up without further comment*"

Bill Lee 3

Monday 20 May 2019 5:44

You boss must like you very much

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