Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML
Today, my boyfriend doesn’t like to go out, like at all. I went on a cruise earlier this year and met this guy from my school; we danced together, we talked all night long, and it was amazing. It's been nine months since, and I still haven’t got over it. I'm now questioning my entire 3-year relationship. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
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Top comments
namhowell 6
So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!
MQ_was_here 0
You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.
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alexandraa_fml 0
Double post. :(
laurajp50 0
Or you could play your cards and swan around in your bikini flirting with other guys to make him realize HE's stuck on the ship with YOU and you have moved on. Maybe it's the shock he needs? And i disagree with #59. wet t-shirt contest anyone?
closetaltruist 2
Wow, talk about your self-centered heinous b****. Seriously, get the f over yourself. This poor guy still thinks you're awesome... and you are completely over him. And you are worried about how this will ruin YOUR vacation? I don't even know what to say. There are no words. You are just an awful human being. YDI.
alexandraa_fml 0
To all the crazies calling her names, ever think they broke up for good reason? If he cheated on her, etc. who the **** cares if he still loves her after two years. He should get over it. Maybe she is just an utter bitch, who knows. Look at it from all angles.
MechanicalDummy 0
What's the big deal? I'm not over my ex, he knows this, but were still going to Spain together with 4 more friends? That he's not over you doesn't mean you can't be friends, get over it, quit whining!
crowbar87 0
I love this shit by "I have to go" do mean you are ******* so retarded stupid or did he take you hostage or some shit because I wouldn't mind being "forced" to take a cruise
themixedt4pe 0
Boo hoo. I've never been on a cruise, and I don't get a spring break because I have to help my handicapped mom move into a new house while my boyfriend might spend break in Chicago... over our 17 month anniversary (not that we would usually celebrate a month anniversary, but since it happens to fall over spring break and I've only seen him for like two hours in the past two weeks...). So yeah, I think my spring break will be worse, kthx.
AlexsLifeIsA 0
you should make him your bitch
fyl1009 0
ydi for not letting him choke himself while he masterbates
containsnosoy 0
If you really feel like you're going to be "stuck" on the ship, don't go. If it really ruins your time, don't go. He probably doesn't care about you as much as you wish he did and if you didn't make it a big deal, it probably wouldn't matter much.