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containsnosoy

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Wednesday 25 October 1989
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About Containsnosoy

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Containsnosoy's favorite FMLs

Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 100

You deserved it 6 694

Awkward

By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 972

You deserved it 29 436

By ManInTrouble - 16/03/2010 04:50 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 647

You deserved it 4 521

By aloha - 12/03/2010 21:17 - France

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 185

You deserved it 2 180

By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 978

You deserved it 2 914