Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML
Today, my boyfriend doesn’t like to go out, like at all. I went on a cruise earlier this year and met this guy from my school; we danced together, we talked all night long, and it was amazing. It's been nine months since, and I still haven’t got over it. I'm now questioning my entire 3-year relationship. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
namhowell 6
So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!
MQ_was_here 0
You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (151)
supastarr 0
just throw him overboard during tha cruise
MQ_was_here 0
@fudrick: commas* -_- And in regards to the backward peace sign thing at #57: When done backwards in Europe it is equivalent to the middle finger however for most people in North America it's just a peace sign. Churchill used it (w/ the palm facing outward though) as a way to show victory (V= victory) and we all know about its over usage in places in Asia like Japan. Your call.
iRobynM 0
there's nothing making you go
teacher411 0
Then why are you going????
ThatOneGuy11 0
Been in that situation. Just avoid him as much as possible or hit on random people whenever your ex is around. It works.
johnnydeath 0
I'd rather go on a cruise with all of my ex's rather than the usual work, school, homework thing I'm usually doing... People who have it good have to find something to complain about. Never once have I gone on a cruise and probably won't happen while paying off my school loans for the next 5 year of my life :P Suck it up and have a blast.
annoying_ppl_suk 0
LOL, I could swear I read an FML the other day of someone saying that they bought a cruise ticket and just learned that their ex-girlfriend is on the cruise. If the two posts are related, it's pretty funny. Still though - cruise ships hold like 2000+ people - you don't have to spend time with each other - there are enough other people.
xx_kaelen_xx 0
yeah haha that's what I was thinking...
willou35_fml 13
lok
originalusername_fml 0
if you were really against it, you could y'know, try saying no?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
it's a cruise. just don't think about him and hang out with other people assuming that you have friends going with you. if not just blow him off, or shoot, even call security. have a good time and ignore him and you'll be fine