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I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

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it isn't an obligation. it's about the fact that he didn't have the balls to break up with her in person. what a guy.

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66 ur a serious asshole >:( 62 you're beautiful honey and don't let anyone tell you otherwise :)

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he was doing the right thing. He broke up with her before he cheated, isn't that what all you ladies ask for. " if your gonna cheat on me, break up with me first."

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oh that pesky jack sparrow! just slap him when he comes back to tortuga stoned to tell you about sea turtles or some shit

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128, The boyfriend is breaking up with OP because he cheated on her when he met a giant fish and F***Ed it's brains out, Like a boss.

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@134 do you know where your spacebar is? It's that long one right at the bottom of the keyboard ;)

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188, I've noticed you've recently commented on the first post on many FMLs. You also make about 3-4 grammar errors per sentence, go back to grade 1 and learn to spell cause all you're trying to do is make a fool of Op but you're really making a fool of yourself.

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...and slutty ones who are on vacation looking to let loose. plus, most of them are half way to being undressed anyway thanks to the beach.

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ouch that sucks. just call it a lesson learned. now add a mental note to yourself: next time bf says he's going on vaca to the caribbean, go with...

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haha, what did you expect? you received a post card from your bf while he's on vacation in the Caribbeans......

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Maybe he actually got recruited by Pirates, that is why he is breaking up with her. He just didn't want her to know.

I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

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