By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 661
You deserved it 6 093

Same thing different taste

Top comments

namhowell 6

So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!

You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.

Comments

So you're the bitch that ruined some guy's life, I hate you. But... protip: he'll run into things while staring at you.

Your_Dad 0

Aww you poor thing. :( P.S., whiny ****.

PurpleSquirrel 0
mp73 0
nadsm 0

in like three weeks. still, OP could have found out about it beforehand.

Allie26 0

maybe you two can get back together now? since he was/is all you'll ever get. p.s. I agree with #27:)

ships r fairly large. . . u can avoid him there easy to, and use him for moneyses!!!!

Do you have any idea how huge cruise ships are? I worked on one; I can guarantee you that if you tried, you'd never see him.