Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML
Today, my boyfriend doesn’t like to go out, like at all. I went on a cruise earlier this year and met this guy from my school; we danced together, we talked all night long, and it was amazing. It's been nine months since, and I still haven’t got over it. I'm now questioning my entire 3-year relationship. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
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Top comments
namhowell 6
So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!
MQ_was_here 0
You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.
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Comments (151)
Atiuqol 0
I highly doubt it; get over yourself.
LilaBear 2
So... why are you going? I'm missing something here.
idaniboo 0
I bet that it actually could be fun ;D lololol
Zanzig 0
2 words. DONT GO! your retarted u have a choice and it's not like ur only going with him. also there r thousands of people with much more worse things happening to then in there lifes grow up and quit being a bitch
regionrat 0
Why is he going to be there? Did I miss something? If this is just coincidence that you're both going on the same cruise, grow up and get over it. If he's stalking you (because he's "not over it", get a restraining order. Where is the FML here?
Six23 1
Just because you're both going on the same cruise, doesn't mean you have to hang out with other. I've never been on a cruise, but I know the ship is pretty big; it's possible for you to not even see him the entire time if you wanted.
Vinto 0
Presuming she wants to **** with his feelings, ****. If you want to get back with them then **** comment rescinded
GeneralDisarray6 0
your a filthy leech who is taking advantage of your x's emotions. i bet he even paid for your ticket. it's stupid ***** like you that make all women look bad. the least you could do is suck his dick, but i bet you wont even do that. you make me sick.
coltsluvr123 2
haha u'll have a great time just watch. it'll be like the movies ;P
xnolox 0
Please, try harder to make yourself sound like a dumb *****. I bet you like the attention from all these comments. burn in hell, bitch.