Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML
Today, at a tutoring center, one of the tutors looked at my worksheet and laughed. She then showed all the other tutors my mistakes and they laughed along with her. The best part? They all speak Chinese and they think I can't understand them. I'm Chinese. FML
Today, I got a new roommate. He's from Mongolia. He has had 5 friends over for the last 7 hours, all speaking Mongolian. This is the most awkward party I have ever been to. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
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xoxcinderellaxox 0
i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.
cocky 0
You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.
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Comments (120)
kurogane_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ooo im finally first
youaresofucked 0
Yeah OP. If someone is taking about banging you, you should feel great. I love people to talk about screwing me once in a while.
lizzilla8297 2
you shouldve just burst into their conversation in perfect Chinese.
imway2sexy4u 0
op you shoulda said im sorry i dont like asian chodes inside of me =D
ZTB13 4
GANGBANG!!!!
dakins 0
ur disturbing
iilopez 0
I would of said something in Chinese to them I can understand you assholes and left
gress269 4
I would've just joined the conversation and been like: "Ha, yea, totally!"
sevenalive 0
not a fml at all. it would be a fml if they were insulting you.
T9FTW 20
They were probably gonna rape her... Nah, OP just can't take a compliment
Bloodknight 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Take it as a compliment, haha!
scotty1234 0
your 19 or 20 so why are you drinking
101autie 0
Ddamn mayb i know why... cus he lives in ******* Vvvvvvvegas!!!! who doesnt! or maybe its fake.... doubt that tho bitch
cmw_69 3
83- they weren't drinking smart one they were eating dinner , so you just knew, huh?
Caitlyn36 8
hes talkin about 5, idiot.
ZoeElizabeth 0
He is 21 dumb ass. Look on his profile.
MidnightKnight 6
109- That comment was posted two years ago, he obviously wasn't 21 then.
Riku714 25
If I could type it, I would snap my fingers. Oh wait. *snaps fingers* oh no she didn't!
debo123 0
I wouldn't be so upset at that.
PublicEnemy961 0
lame
Mx_Rider 6
HAH! this is not an fml. good for u they think ur hot nowww time for a gang bang! :D
madgrinchhatter 12
You might be right. Google "college girl gangbanged chinese guys".
cocky 0
You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.
diet_otaku 0
haha yes! the best thing to do in those situations is to join the conversation in the language they're speaking. alternately, if they're hot, get some chinese dickings. :9
mangotron 0
lol pwnt
james0310 0
good point... lol
toomanynouns 0
Excellent response!
MudPuddleMica 0
win!
NeOnBluRrYyRaiiN 0
score.! more like it
UsernameInCanada 7
Chinese is not a language. There are many different languages in China, the most popular bring mandarin and Cantonese, which she probably spoke.
Fooey_214 12
Nobody cares
cmac86 24
and the problem here is?....
Mx_Rider 6
lmfao number 10
kadeouir 0
If one of them was your friend y didn't he know u major in Chinese?
i_love_grrr 0
trur
AlaskanBabyDoll 11
It says "Too bad none of his FRIENDS knew that." Learn to read.
lil_ham1644 29
Yes, but why would her friend let them continue if he knew she understood?
ddlovatolover 23
Because it's fun, duh, and there's no harm done.