Intimacy: Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out...

By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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You deserved it 4 530

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML

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You deserved it 122

By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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You deserved it 4 749

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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You deserved it 40 099

By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 754

You deserved it 3 565

By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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You deserved it 19 913

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 5 754

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 19 December 2018 13:47

The gift that just keeps on giving!

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 19 December 2018 10:02

I hate when that happens....

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deathtiki 10

Wednesday 19 December 2018 4:51

First

whiskey'swino 15

Wednesday 19 December 2018 5:39

That burns!

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 19 December 2018 10:02

I hate when that happens....

fmlalldaynow 19

Monday 6 May 2019 3:10

wtf what do you mean when that happens you make it sound like it's a daily occurence

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 19 December 2018 13:47

The gift that just keeps on giving!

Bloo2555 22

Wednesday 19 December 2018 19:03

Ex should face some punishment for that.

ViviMage 39

Friday 21 December 2018 10:55

I hear ya. I'm hypersensitive to Flagyl myself, it works but I can't eat for 10 days.

KerbalTubeHD 5

Sunday 30 December 2018 13:14

Come to think of it, this guy hasn't been active on the website for a couple of days.

luvlu444 24

Sunday 20 January 2019 6:48

the best things in life are free...

DeceasedPhantom7 1

Sunday 17 March 2019 4:12

That's why you don't go back for seconds.

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Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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Today, I started the job of my dreams, which I’ve spent 20 years trying to get, only to get a call that my mom, who supported me when no one else would or could, went into a coma. I didn’t even get to tell her I started the job. FML

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