By duzitickle - 04/08/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus. It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road. My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg. The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled "I was just letting you know this is a training bus." FML
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duzitickle 0

haha, yeah. the bus was coming down the hill to the stop on the corner, and i was running my ass off (in a mini skirt, to boot) to beat it there. it runs once an hour and was 15 minutes early... it would have been a close race had it been the "real" bus, thats for sure. as it was, it had a few bus people in training, like a rolling classroom, who were all craning to my side of the bus to get a good look. im sure they learned something from the mishap. it would be a shame if they didnt. my pride was definitely hurt more than my leg.

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That's when you leap onto the bus in a split second, refuse to get off, and tell him it's a training exercise.

i dont get it? training bus? WHATTTT but fyl forsure for falling

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YDI for being a retarded bitch. typical woman

tpag3r 0

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I lost it now, too. I had completely forgotten about it.

tpag3r 0

really? same thing happened to me i completly forgot then i saw a post on fml dotcom so now im just tryin to get ppl to remember it

why'd you have to make everyone else lose the game? ugh...I mean I lose a lot but until reading your comment I had no reason to think of it =/

friction burns caused by contact between your skin and the road?

i dont get it? training bus? WHATTTT but fyl forsure for falling

duzitickle 0

haha, yeah. the bus was coming down the hill to the stop on the corner, and i was running my ass off (in a mini skirt, to boot) to beat it there. it runs once an hour and was 15 minutes early... it would have been a close race had it been the "real" bus, thats for sure. as it was, it had a few bus people in training, like a rolling classroom, who were all craning to my side of the bus to get a good look. im sure they learned something from the mishap. it would be a shame if they didnt. my pride was definitely hurt more than my leg.

lol training buses are supposed to have a sign in the windows that says TRAINING BUS but atleast these soon to be drivers will be wanting to do that route :P

better a mini than a longer tight pencil skirt! you can't run in a tight pencil

That's when you leap onto the bus in a split second, refuse to get off, and tell him it's a training exercise.

season4reason 0

lol, clearly the bus driver thought the OP was sprinting in order to catch the bus....what else would he think when he sees someone sprinting behind him? especially a newbie bus driver at that....so he was being nice in pulling over to let the OP know that the bus wasn't in service and that he was just a trainee.... or at least thats my take on it......

Y O U D E S E R V E D I T Y O U D U M B W H O R E G E T B A C K I N T H E K I T C H E N ! ! !

xkaitlinwhitex 0

#7: F U C K Y O U ! ! ! and # 8 wtf? "you'll live"? won't everyone on this site still live from what happened? don't be a dumbass. people come on here expressing what happened to them that day and yeah, they all suck, but will recover from it. i don't understand what makes the others so much worse than this one.

tpag3r 0

bloodthorn is a troll who clearly wasnt loved by his mommy enough so he turned sexist... simple as that

jasmine1259 2

why do people always say "get back to the kitchen" when they're being sexist against women? i mean c'mon can't you think of anything more creative?

esklstar 0

lol its ok...but why would he honk?? thats wierd