By duzitickle - 04/08/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus. It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road. My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg. The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled "I was just letting you know this is a training bus." FML
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haha, yeah. the bus was coming down the hill to the stop on the corner, and i was running my ass off (in a mini skirt, to boot) to beat it there. it runs once an hour and was 15 minutes early... it would have been a close race had it been the "real" bus, thats for sure. as it was, it had a few bus people in training, like a rolling classroom, who were all craning to my side of the bus to get a good look. im sure they learned something from the mishap. it would be a shame if they didnt. my pride was definitely hurt more than my leg.

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That's when you leap onto the bus in a split second, refuse to get off, and tell him it's a training exercise.

i dont get it? training bus? WHATTTT but fyl forsure for falling

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ahahahaa thats a harsh thing to do !

YDI for being a retarded bitch. typical woman

SHIT! i just lost the game

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I lost it now, too. I had completely forgotten about it.

really? same thing happened to me i completly forgot then i saw a post on fml dotcom so now im just tryin to get ppl to remember it

why'd you have to make everyone else lose the game? ugh...I mean I lose a lot but until reading your comment I had no reason to think of it =/

WTF is roadrash?

friction burns caused by contact between your skin and the road?

hahahaha That's hilarious no offense

i dont get it? training bus? WHATTTT but fyl forsure for falling

haha, yeah. the bus was coming down the hill to the stop on the corner, and i was running my ass off (in a mini skirt, to boot) to beat it there. it runs once an hour and was 15 minutes early... it would have been a close race had it been the "real" bus, thats for sure. as it was, it had a few bus people in training, like a rolling classroom, who were all craning to my side of the bus to get a good look. im sure they learned something from the mishap. it would be a shame if they didnt. my pride was definitely hurt more than my leg.

lol training buses are supposed to have a sign in the windows that says TRAINING BUS but atleast these soon to be drivers will be wanting to do that route :P

better a mini than a longer tight pencil skirt! you can't run in a tight pencil

That's when you leap onto the bus in a split second, refuse to get off, and tell him it's a training exercise.

OUCH. That's all I can say.

lol, clearly the bus driver thought the OP was sprinting in order to catch the bus....what else would he think when he sees someone sprinting behind him? especially a newbie bus driver at that....so he was being nice in pulling over to let the OP know that the bus wasn't in service and that he was just a trainee.... or at least thats my take on it......

Y O U D E S E R V E D I T Y O U D U M B W H O R E G E T B A C K I N T H E K I T C H E N ! ! !

#7: F U C K Y O U ! ! ! and # 8 wtf? "you'll live"? won't everyone on this site still live from what happened? don't be a dumbass. people come on here expressing what happened to them that day and yeah, they all suck, but will recover from it. i don't understand what makes the others so much worse than this one.

bloodthorn is a troll who clearly wasnt loved by his mommy enough so he turned sexist... simple as that

why do people always say "get back to the kitchen" when they're being sexist against women? i mean c'mon can't you think of anything more creative?

lol its ok...but why would he honk?? thats wierd

Bus driver humor at it's best!!