By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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hummingbug 2

wow. pretty much everyone who has posted any comments on here are jerks. you're talking about a REAL PERSON. i'll agree she's psychotic sounding but who the hell are any of you to say "dump her!" or "lets make her prove her depression!" obviously if she carved her last bf's name in her arm she has attachment issues and is overly emotional and needs help. you all need to quit being so insensitive. OP: you need to break it off with her but you should also definitely at least invest in setting up someone that she can attach herself to afterwards who is TRAINED to handle these situations. don't stay because you feel obligated, you deserve true love but don't be cruel either or you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life, guaranteed. i don't care what people say otherwise, you will never be rid of her memory if you do it cruelly.

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Invasion976 6

Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.

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everlife_333 3

p.s. oh I almost forgot blindfold her a few blokes before you get to the mental hospital (tell her you have a surprise for her or something) and make shure she doesn't take it off until your already inside the building :)

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Frostillicus123 10

Leave the bitch it will only get worse from here

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Majinveggie10 0

don't let her kill herself be a bad boyfriend and have her break up with you

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ikimbo 0

wtphuck #1!! idiots like you need help-____________- as for the OP, talk it out& maybe influence her to call the teenline concerning suicide?

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hateevryone 14

what type of girl are you dating, son??

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Dictator_Gordan 1

Hello ex girlfriend and boyfriend god after I broke up with my BF he told me he had cyanide and was going to drink it if I didn't get back with him, needless to say he was lying, and my ex GF went back to cutting, I'm sticking with the geeks like my current BF.

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HellShallFall 0

I kinda always wanted a crazy girlfriend. Just so she would be clingy and the fact I could keep a loaded 20 gauge ready

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royal210 0

I feel ur pain I dated a girl like that. I broke up with her but she never killed herself

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