By nakedweddingday - 04/07/2013 02:40 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 939
You deserved it 3 719

Same thing different taste

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I'm so sorry. I hope there's enough time to get a new one.


jw90 18

Haha I figured I'd see a comment like this :D

Pardon me, but its "you've cat to be kitten me right meow"

#39- that's a terrible pun. You just wrecked #1's great one. How does "cat" sound like "got"?

Seems like you've lost the pun and point there, sir.

kittykat1501 31

Meowsy McDermott is quacktastic. Thank you for this comment.

I'm so sorry. I hope there's enough time to get a new one.

Since it's a rental flat, there's probably household insurance.

Renters insurance covers everything in the home, even clothing.

I doubt it would cover cat damage. It's normally for fire damage or theft. If cat damage counted, people would be destroying stuff all over the place.

The insurance might not cover it, but the roommate surely should, if both the door being left open and the cats themselves were her responsibility.

BubbleGrunge 18

Who says there's rental insurance?

The roommate is liable for the coverage of anything destroyed by her pets.

ewmoldycheese 14

That's so ******* terrible. Errrrggg cats why you do this?!

therealafroninga 10

Because cats are satan spawn. They walk the earth to fulfill his doings. Op, just get a dog, it may shit on the floor and chew the occasional shoe, but they don't have the look of sheer evil in their eyes.

IworkAt711 14

63 unless you try to take the shoe away from them. Thats the only time that my dog actually tries to hurt me.

I would think about getting a new roommate one that is a bit smarter with less cats

#5 Well she'll probably be moving in with her significant other. So.. hasta la vista.

deet124 11

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SumBur 11

I just love the fact this guy gets down voted when he mentions animal abuse and people get so butt hurt, but on the post about the mother tripping the child and people joked about 'yay for hurting a child' they got all the up votes.

Difference is animal abuse is wrong, they teach you that stuff in kindergarten, but sometimes little kids need to get hit once in a while, especially if they're running frantically in a supermarket.

Little kids running around being little kids deserve to face plant on tile, but a cat who ruins a wedding dress is just being a cat and therefore it's okay?

There's a difference between punishment and abuse. Punishment is absolutely okay, and I think the kid being tripped could be seen as a form of punishment to teach him/her that it's dangerous to run in public places (and annoying). If the kid was actually seriously injured, that would be a different story. Abuse, on the other hand, is NEVER okay. Unfortunately, cats aren't going to learn from punishment, but abuse isn't going to do any good either.

Yes because animals don't know any better kids do.

You're a real idiot... There is no "valid reason" to abusing an animal. Hell, there's no valid reason to doing any form of abuse to anything. It's just completely wrong. And you, sir, are messed in the head to believe animal abuse is "acceptable" with a "valid reason".

Now you have to mess with that cats litter box. It's only fair. But do it outside please.

No, now you piss all over the roommates stuff and make it look like the cats.

OP, you should pour Pop Rocks into the cat's litter box.

you definitely did not deserve this, but i'm curious: why would you share a closet that is in your bedroom with your roommate?

Probably a lot of reasons, the house doesn't have 2 wardrobes, her wardrobe doesn't have doors, room mate's wardrobe was bigger for the gown.... Use your imagination!

Maybe it's a massive wardrobe, or they share a room. I'm never sure when people say roommate whether they mean literally that they share a room, or if they just live in the same house. They seem to be used interchangeably.

RedPillSucks 31

Yes, but I could never finish a whole one. Tastes like chicken.

life_sucks225 13

If a cat did that to my clothes. Well.. it wouldn't even be identified as a "cat" when someone finds it.