By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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hummingbug 2

wow. pretty much everyone who has posted any comments on here are jerks. you're talking about a REAL PERSON. i'll agree she's psychotic sounding but who the hell are any of you to say "dump her!" or "lets make her prove her depression!" obviously if she carved her last bf's name in her arm she has attachment issues and is overly emotional and needs help. you all need to quit being so insensitive. OP: you need to break it off with her but you should also definitely at least invest in setting up someone that she can attach herself to afterwards who is TRAINED to handle these situations. don't stay because you feel obligated, you deserve true love but don't be cruel either or you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life, guaranteed. i don't care what people say otherwise, you will never be rid of her memory if you do it cruelly.

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Invasion976 6

Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.

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sheribb 5

you poor poor man, what a psycho.

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ZombieKitteh 8

All you comment people are not seeing the big picture. Do you have any IDEA how good a girl like that would be in bed!?

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_GODZILLA_ 0

She's a stupid drama queen.

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roydawgg 3

it's called borderline. break up with her she won't do any thing trust me

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53xy 0

amy397123 i have a friend who talked about suicide, and ended up trying to kill herself. if her mum hadnt found her she would have died. you have to be so careful, if you have to break up with her GET HER HELP. if she did kill herself how bad would you feel knowing you had the power to stop it?

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seracy13 0

I agree with 16 and 18 I she's with you and other dudes names on her then she won't do it its all for attention. my friends ex was like that and I helped him get a restraining order now she's sitting in jail for breaking the order

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everlife_333 3

tell her your taking her out on a "date" then drop her off at a mental hospital make sure you go in the building with her breakup with her which'll make her her go insane and obviously the nurses will believe she's crazy and if your lucky they'll inject her with those shots they give phycos to calm down . then continue to live your life

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