Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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Comments (322)
dynky 3
what a complete bitch. i'm so sorry op. i hope you're leaving her? unfortunately you're still going to be stuck paying child support, which is completely unfair. you didn't consent to this child being created.
smiley_ily 0
maybe she's thinking about another guy? and that sucks OP . have fining parent hood (:
smiley_ily 0
funn*
LilAfo 4
Dayym, not nice :/
temperance123 0
ydi for having unprotected sex. the pill won't protect u from AIDS
ricosan 0
Seeing how he's been in a monogomous relationship with his GF for 5 months, it's understandable that they no longer use condoms.
PineappleEspress 0
It's understandable that if he didn't have STD's before then he could now because he stopped using condoms? Yeah, that's a very intelligent comment.
Cinn_fml 23
Or they both knew they were clean from STDs and therefore knew their chances of getting one from the other person (as being in a relationship they trust the other not to cheat etc) were next to nothing?
goonie85 0
OOORRRR maybe if she's your girlfriend or only 5 months, and you don't want children with her, nor do you even know if this will be a long term relationship, you could wrap it before you tap it. Even if she is on the pill, she can still get pregnant! Does anyone really put that much faith in the pill? The efficacy decreases if you dot take it at the same time every day, if you're on certain other medications, AND they're researching the effect of grapefruit on it's efficacy because grapefruit affects a lot of different meds. You can get pregant on the pill if you eat certain foods! Sex can produce babies, STDs (even if YOU are monogamous, the other person isn't always there with ya on that), and a myriad of complications. Keep it under wraps.
Djosef_fml 0
Dear Cinn. Obviously, OP's (ex?)girlfriend is a lying, manipulative, psycho bitch and is likely to lie about STDs too. After all, she couldn't tell OP about her STD(s?), because he wouldn't ''want the baby as much'' as without knowing, and that was just plain unacceptable for the crazy psycho lying bitch. Both partners getting tested for STDs should be a requirement prior to get into each other's pants. At the very least, use condoms -everytime- before test results. Untill the basic concept of safe-sex makes it way into our minds, AIDS, herpese, hepatitis, and countless other STDs have a flourishing future of spreading, lowering life quality, and killing ahead.
bambalam 0
first of all that's super ****** up. second all you idiots with poor reading comprehension need to go back to school!
DjeePee 25
This is what I call a difficult situation. You can't force her to abort/adopt, so if she wants to keep the child, well, your life is ******. Child support, an unwanted/unexpected baby, and I guess you may want to leave someone like her, but you always will carry that child with you. What a mess. Really. Maybe you should go to court, but I'm not sure or that will help you. But wow. What a mess. 5 months together and getting a child. Yes, a mess.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
NO OFFENSE to anyone but... READ THE FML AGAIN if you're like... 'how is she 5 months when she stopped taking the pill 2 months ago?'... the OP said she's been his girlfriend for 5 months. annnnd that sucks for you op... if the baby lives to full term then treat it respectfully and be it's father because its YOUR baby... most likely unless your girlfriend is ... getting around. ha
Antologia 0
DjeePee 25
Temperance123, if none of them has AIDS, why protect yourself from it? I mean, if they're absolutely sure they don't have it, there is no problem with just taking the pill.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Because you never know if your partner is actually being faithful. You should always wear a condom just in case.
Cinn_fml 23
...Just why would she even do that? Are some girls really that desperate to get pregnant? Well it warns other guys against leaving contracption to the girls if that's how some behave... OP, I think you should have a conversation about when that conversation took place, because it's horrendously unfair to force you to be a dad when you don't want to be. However unless she wants to abort or put it up for adoption, you're going to be one anyway.
crodrig8 0
Ok...get her tested when the baby in court and make her deal with it. Cause shit just doesn't add up...