Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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Comments (322)
nerdsgetmehot 23
My condolences. Sounds like your girlfriend is a psycho...
roseemolove 0
wow, what a psycotic bitch! ditch and run! use condoms next time maybe? ;D
syn7hetic 0
crazy bitch i hope u ditch her also that will teach u wont it
lucious_mama 0
if you think your old enough to have sex then your old enough to have a child... man up buddy... it's hell but it can turn out to be the best thing in your life
dynky 3
it's not about being old enough. if someone was horribly injured in a car crash would you say, "you're old enough to drive so man up and deal with it"? Idiot.
hanr815 3
Wow, shes ******* crazy... hey atleast she didnt fake a pregnancy to **** with you, or fake a miscarriage or abortion. i know a girl who did this CONSTANTLY. (no exaggeration) she was ******* nuts.. you should tell her she must be thinking of her OTHER boyfriend (lol) and dump her crazy bitch ass.. tell her you wouldnt want a kid with a crazy hoe youve been with for only 5 months.
Cirri 0
Fisty, to all the people who are telling OP it's his fault for having sex: Get over yourself. You wouldn't tell someone who was crippled from being hit by a drunk driver on the road it's his fault, because he should have known that could happen when he got his license. You wouldn't tell someone they deserve the consequences of their actions for the sole reason that they knew there was a chance that they could suffer those consequences for anything other than pregnancy. so as long as you call an unwanted pregnancy a "consequence" then you're being a hypocrite, so please, show some consistency. Second, people have sex for pleasure. Accept that not everyone thinks of marriage in the same way as you and stop judging us for having pre-marital sex. OPs girlfriend lied to him, and is dumping a life of responsiblity on him for something he didn't want. No one deserves this. Under these circumstances, he should have the moral right to walk away, even if he doesn't have the legal one. It's funny because if the genders were reversed, and the guy secretely stopped using protection and got his girlfriend pregnant, no one would be saying it's the woman's fault.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#215 Right on. I totally agree!
lostfaithinpppl 19
The words of wisdom. Thank you 215.
monnanon 14
exactly, its not the guys fault at all. He trusted his gf and if his gf was like 90% of women his trust would have seen him being able to use just the pill as contraception and no babies. The fault here is completely with the woman, she tricked him into getting her pregnant and will probably do some other devious shit in the future.
IntoTheClouds 42
#215, I could not have said it better myself.
dragonmystik3030 0
upto $5000 from the feds to have the bastard kid, plus child support if he does not stay, PLUS the fed benafits she will continue to get for the next 18 years and even more if she has another kid, and the rent assistance she will get, she will be on soewhere between $600 and $800 per WEEK!!1 THATS why alot have the kids, its down to money !!!!!
rohosoccer08 1
not everyone uses the government to have their kids, and we don't know op's age or nything so how cn you make the assumption that it will all be govt assisted the kids whole life
MaryellenRebecca 0
next time wrap it up lol
ArmyBoyLover 0
woww imagine how stupid her parents are to make her such a dumb bitch. 3 months of a relationship and you think that "he's my everythinggggg" woww GROWW UPPPPP
ZiggyMorrison 0
Do the right thing for your kid AND THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS, the kids gonna have a crazy ass mother I highly doubt anyone would blame you if you left her with nothing, it doesn't pay to be a retarded bitch