Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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Top comments
The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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Comments (322)
discoguru 0
Explain how she is 5 months pregnant if she stopped taking the pill only 2 months back ? FYL .. but YDI for being a gullible idiot. =/
Starfire22 5
....Reading comprehension fail, READ THE FML, he's been dating her for FIVE months, she's not five months preggers!!
becca80 0
you didn't want to be dad and that sucks but my first daughter was a baby surprise she's now 12 and the light of my life. what I'm saying is the situation looks horrible right now but when you hold your child for the first time you can't help but feel love. but I do agree with others get a test before you get attached
dynky 3
"when you hold your child for the first time you can't help but feel love" it's time to stop pushing that lie. there are plenty of people on this planet who feel nothing but repulsion towards babies. and who could ever love something that has been thrust on them and is now going to ruin their life?
Einthe 0
FYL, but YDI for having sex so early in the relationship.
becca80 0
by today's standards that not early in a realtionship. I have listened to some of my brothers friends talk and if a girl doesn't put out by date three they dump her sad but true
captainbj2 0
It's true....sad but true
Sammyb123 0
Alright. ive seen you post on more than one of these about how it's oh-so-wrong to have sex before marriage. I've got nothing wrong with you holding a backwards opinion which faded out of popularity with the advent of birth control, but for ***** sake, stop trying to press your backward, outdated opinions on others. this is a case of a crazy bitch taking advantage of the op, it isn't the op's fault at all.
IslandLove 0
hay some bitches are crazy but if you don't where a condom your giving her all the power
silvereyedpuma 0
ydi for dating the crazy girl. you had to know she was nuts
HeretoBlame 3
FYL and I am so glad that wasnt me
toothpick013 0
dude... pill or not, ur the one who chose not to wear a rubber. your bad.
THATSWHUTYHUGET 0
she totally cheated on you
kittycat0906 3
Ummmm Congrats lol Unless ur implying ur girl's a ***** and it's not urs then idk wat the issue is... Ur a daddy deal with it