Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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Comments (322)
Phoenix_fml 13
Math fail. How can she be five months preggers if she stopped taking her pill two months ago?
Sammyb123 0
basic reading comprehension fail
JETbarr 0
dump that crazy bitch while you still can!
Sparkiee93 3
@ 87- She stopped taking her pill two months ago, they have been dating five months. And wowww, **** your life. This is why we always where a condom, even if she is infertile, on the pill, etc, DON'T BE A FOOL WRAP YOUR TOOL!
greenell 0
well... did you think that maybe she is making up being pregnant? She seems like a girl with daddy issues that is looking for attention... or maybe the baby is even is from someone else... good luck :/
ToNstAAr 8
Sucks to be you. Your screwed. :/
freshx_fml 6
damn you're gullable. just curious but are you black. bitches always be trying to trap a brother. I should know, I listen to 2 PAC.
freshx_fml 6
@ 79 that he provides for no doubt
rohosoccer08 1
are you implying that he is the only one that provides for our children? I have a job also thank you, there has only been about a 4 month period of time that I didn't make money because our daughter was in the hospital 2 hours away for 2 months when she was born so I was living down there to be with her, and she needed a lot of attention for a couple months after she came home, then I got a job that I take her with me.
Sammyb123 0
F her life? she was the one who wanted a baby..and she got it. The op clearly said that she stopped taking the pill intentionally. She got exactly what she wanted, and the op got forced into being a parent, and is either going pay child support while the kid grows up without a father and is brought up by a crazy mother, or he is going to be forced into long term monogamy when he doesn't want it. F his life.
__FML_FML_FML__ 0
Even if she's taking the pills, you should have wore a condom. YDI
marvin_fml 0
Great in theory, not so great in practice. Try telling your long term girlfriend (who's on the pill) that you think you should use condoms. I can guarantee one of two reactions.. 1) "Don't you trust me?", 2) "Are you cheating on me?"
Toast514 0
Seeing she lied to you and tricked you into it the only reasonable solution is to trick her into falling down a flight of stairs multiple times. FYL