Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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mcmurdy1980 0
dude, get the hell away from her as fast as you can. when the baby comes ask for a paternity test. only deal with her when it comes to that baby. you ****** up. what type of condom did you use? you failed because you depended on her taking a pill.
Xavi89 0
hahah don't worry about!!!
Burgessnk 0
This is one of those tragic fml's that isn't just some kid whinging about bad hair day or broken nail. I'm really sorry to hear this one, clearly you didn't know this woman long enough to work out she is a bit of a nutter. Do get a paternity test. If it is yours, do be a good dad. It sucks for you but It's not the kids fault. Goodluck mate.
omgtacos 0
all those people probably skim through books too instead of reading them lmao
mcmurdy1980 0
ask her to get an abortion. if she say no then use the "Tom lykis" hail Mary medthod. tell her you love her very much. tell her you want a life with her. discribe her perfect life like the house with a white fence. one dog and two kids. tell her what ever she wants to hear. tell her that having a kid right now would not be posible. that you both will not be able to have that life with if you have this child now. if she doesn't agree. then your hail Mary failed. if she agrees with you, take her to the clinic. pay for the abortion. make sure you are there. when it is done go to mcdonalds buy her an egg mcmuffin and dump her lying ass. dont call her, write, or ever acknowledge her existance again. and remember she tried to trap you.
kniffen 0
now that's a good plan right there
marcranger 29
agree with everything except asking her to get the abortion first. it is her choice, she just doesn't seem to understand what she's getting herself into. explain it to her first.
Yaseeher 0
56 I pity you. people like you and the ******* Jews remove any chance if there is of peace in the world. remove your avatar you intoxic prick before I split your penis and shove it in your mouth. my anger is JEW to the current raid on aid ships in to Gaza. God have mercy.
xxJustTxx 0
you do realise you are most likely to go to he'll after all your cussing! that and also because you are judging his opinion you are not of high ranking so you do not possess the ability to condemn someone to hell!
deviousstang 0
push her down the stairs lol
icecreamman222 0
maybe u wer drunk
hahahalary 1
wow
mars_blackman 0
I know this is rude but either aim or the face or teach/ make her swallow. Problem avoided.
chrisauh 4
dump her