By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 18:01

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew, who told me he learned about fire safety today. I asked him what he'd do if there was a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell over, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
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Is his name George Constanza?

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It may not be the most chivalrous action… But effective!

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Is his name George Constanza?

Nice reference!

what 1

It may not be the most chivalrous action… But effective!