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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 18:01
Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew, who told me he learned about fire safety today. I asked him what he'd do if there was a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell over, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
Is his name George Constanza?
It may not be the most chivalrous action… But effective!