Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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Comments (322)
Moonstarmist 0
#97 - This is no where NEAR Fherlife. She went off the pill so she could get pregnant (it was not "forgotten") and force this guy into something he didn't want, without ANY discussion. It's his girlfriend's own fault that she's pregnant since it's what she wanted. She can deal with those consequences of being a bitch and forcing him into fathering a child. It's entirely her fault. Besides, who says a condom wasn't used? It's not 100% fail-proof. Maybe it wasn't, but that doesn't mean she had the right to stop taking the pill.
Moonstarmist 0
FYL, OP. She's a bitch. I don't know much about legal matters for this, but if there's a way to terminate your rights to the child, you should (if you don't want to be a dad, of course). Otherwise, I'm not sure there's much you can do. As a side note to what I've been seeing: If someone wants to have their own children, let them. It's not your life, it's theirs, so butt out.
Familia08 0
dude you need to get out of there FAST!!!!
jbrizzle17 0
sucks
Twichl 4
this is why you take the pill AND wear condoms.
city147 0
it's called a CONDOM!! if YOU did NOT want to have a baby YOU should have worn a CONDOM that way your girlfriend could not make a decision on her own to have a baby!! men u MUST BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELVES!! But I'm sorry u r in a relationship with a woman who would go behind your back with something as monumental as this!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wow that's a crazy bitch. well if u don't have a good job n all the xtras I suggest u better start lookin 4 one if y'all planning on keeping the baby. Babies r expensive.
lookslikemohamme 0
what a bitch.. now you can leave her and let her raise the kid
Goddess_Rummy 13
should have used protection, buddy.
1LL337 0
YDI for having unprotected pre-marital sex if you don't want a child regardless of pill taking status. she can lie or fake taking the pill, wearing protection is on you