Look at it this way OP, you're gonna make one pussy very happy tonight.

hahhahahha yeh ur pleasing the pussyy :P

Hmm, luckily it didn't hit your head, you might have gotten a splitting haddock. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Perv kitty wants to smell your underwear! DAFP!!!1!

Lol, oops read it wrong, hey, I think I could make this an FML, seems to fit the fuckig standards

take a shower stupid

well atleast ur getting plenty of pussy 2night

you work with food and don't have a change of clothes with you?!?!?!?!?? YDI

Well could have been worse it could have been peanut butter then the dam squirrels would chase you

best comment EVAR XD

11 may I please yours?

EVRYONE STOP MAKING THE SAME DAMN JOKE!!!!

This FML made my day. WTG OP!!!!

56 yep. I just like pleasing a lady that way. my favorite thing to do.

lol take a shower problem solved

Ashleigh. I think you are pretty.

Well, go shower, dillweed.

Why do some of the recent FMLs always say "damn cat?" They're just being themselves. It's your fault for not knowing how cats live.

did the can burst open after falling on the ground after having hit your head cause if not I don't see how it open just from hitting your head

wow what a bull shit story, if a 4 lb can of anything hit your head hard enough to burst open you woud have a concusion, FML mods fail for postin this one

I totally agree. It's not their fault!

Tuna fish sandwiches are good. {:

ydi for owning a cat

haha, good one, one

L0l this pussy must b very happy lmfao

45- Subway does.

take a shower?

It's called a shower, op.

yah lol evr heard of a shower?? god

go hav a bath then.

33-she cant shes at work stupid

exactly^^ and put some purfume/colon on? not that hard. and i love it how people go on and on with the pussy jokes.

why would he put his colon on him or spray it? Is that even possible?! it's cologne... not colon. I don't even know how you got that spelling.

Ew colons are nasty.

Fish is a persistent odor. Sometimes even soap and water aren't enough to neutralize it, especially if OP had to wear it all day.

haha yeah reminds me of MTV Pranks, they put fish in the airducts at a school. the school lingered of fish even after years.

lemon juice takes away the smell pretty good.

take a shower :]

yeah take a shower dumbass

lol, sounding kinda lonely right about now. sorry op :3

That was my first thought too! D:

ASPCA alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one deserves a cat..... there isn't enough evil in this world to make it right to give a cat to them. Ηοrrible little things. Dogs ftw

cats are pets of evil!!!!

haha perv kitty wants to smell your underwear! (if you don't get it watch "Smackin' Bewbs" by RayWilliamJohnson (watch it it's funny!!!1!))

haha I love that episode! ;)

rwj is awesome