By Alpheas - 30/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
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awesomechick618 0

well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now. lolszz :D

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ilovebradiew 0

well then go have a shower when you go home.

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awesomechick618 0

well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now. lolszz :D

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CookiesNOJ 0

Look at it this way OP, you're gonna make one pussy very happy tonight.

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karinajoyy 0

hahhahahha yeh ur pleasing the pussyy :P

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Chickenfoot117 6

Hmm, luckily it didn't hit your head, you might have gotten a splitting haddock. Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Nylecroc 0

Perv kitty wants to smell your underwear! DAFP!!!1!

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Chickenfoot117 6

Lol, oops read it wrong, hey, I think I could make this an FML, seems to fit the fuckig standards

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1800getalife 0

well atleast ur getting plenty of pussy 2night

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exquisite 0

you work with food and don't have a change of clothes with you?!?!?!?!?? YDI

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luvtheknot 6

Well could have been worse it could have been peanut butter then the dam squirrels would chase you

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ryan1000000 0

EVRYONE STOP MAKING THE SAME DAMN JOKE!!!!

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jplumbob 4

56 yep. I just like pleasing a lady that way. my favorite thing to do.

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Snugglez 0

lol take a shower problem solved

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fat_snooki_lol 6

Well, go shower, dillweed.

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Zigma_fml 0

Why do some of the recent FMLs always say "damn cat?" They're just being themselves. It's your fault for not knowing how cats live.

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Notjustanother1 0

did the can burst open after falling on the ground after having hit your head cause if not I don't see how it open just from hitting your head

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russwee 0

wow what a bull shit story, if a 4 lb can of anything hit your head hard enough to burst open you woud have a concusion, FML mods fail for postin this one

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Tiger171 13

I totally agree. It's not their fault!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuna fish sandwiches are good. {:

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clanceyrocks11 0

haha, good one, one

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Sgrocks 5

L0l this pussy must b very happy lmfao

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ilovebradiew 0

well then go have a shower when you go home.

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amandalovee 0

exactly^^ and put some purfume/colon on? not that hard. and i love it how people go on and on with the pussy jokes.

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anorexicbarbie 8

why would he put his colon on him or spray it? Is that even possible?! it's cologne... not colon. I don't even know how you got that spelling.

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TurboTalon 0

Ew colons are nasty.

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Loserly 0

Fish is a persistent odor. Sometimes even soap and water aren't enough to neutralize it, especially if OP had to wear it all day.

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Nylecroc 0

haha yeah reminds me of MTV Pranks, they put fish in the airducts at a school. the school lingered of fish even after years.

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SelfGenocide 0

lemon juice takes away the smell pretty good.

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awesomechick618 0

lol, sounding kinda lonely right about now. sorry op :3

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marijuanasmoker4 3

Most pussy you've gotten in a long time, right?

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natvv 0

Your "damn cat" ?! You don't deserve a cat if you consider it an annoyance !! >:|

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tysta 0

ASPCA alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ScooterScott 0

No one deserves a cat..... there isn't enough evil in this world to make it right to give a cat to them. Ηοrrible little things. Dogs ftw

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R3kli3 10

did cat get your tongue? lol jk FYL

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Nylecroc 0

haha perv kitty wants to smell your underwear! (if you don't get it watch "Smackin' Bewbs" by RayWilliamJohnson (watch it it's funny!!!1!))

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