By Alpheas - 30/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 619
You deserved it 4 432

Same thing different taste

Top comments

awesomechick618 0

well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now. lolszz :D

well then go have a shower when you go home.

Comments

awesomechick618 0

well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now. lolszz :D

CookiesNOJ 0

Look at it this way OP, you're gonna make one pussy very happy tonight.

hahhahahha yeh ur pleasing the pussyy :P

Hmm, luckily it didn't hit your head, you might have gotten a splitting haddock. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Perv kitty wants to smell your underwear! DAFP!!!1!

Lol, oops read it wrong, hey, I think I could make this an FML, seems to fit the fuckig standards

1800getalife 0

well atleast ur getting plenty of pussy 2night

you work with food and don't have a change of clothes with you?!?!?!?!?? YDI

Well could have been worse it could have been peanut butter then the dam squirrels would chase you

EVRYONE STOP MAKING THE SAME DAMN JOKE!!!!

56 yep. I just like pleasing a lady that way. my favorite thing to do.

Snugglez 0

lol take a shower problem solved

fat_snooki_lol 6

Well, go shower, dillweed.

Zigma_fml 0

Why do some of the recent FMLs always say "damn cat?" They're just being themselves. It's your fault for not knowing how cats live.

Notjustanother1 0

did the can burst open after falling on the ground after having hit your head cause if not I don't see how it open just from hitting your head

wow what a bull shit story, if a 4 lb can of anything hit your head hard enough to burst open you woud have a concusion, FML mods fail for postin this one

I totally agree. It's not their fault!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuna fish sandwiches are good. {:

clanceyrocks11 0

L0l this pussy must b very happy lmfao

well then go have a shower when you go home.

exactly^^ and put some purfume/colon on? not that hard. and i love it how people go on and on with the pussy jokes.

why would he put his colon on him or spray it? Is that even possible?! it's cologne... not colon. I don't even know how you got that spelling.

TurboTalon 0

Fish is a persistent odor. Sometimes even soap and water aren't enough to neutralize it, especially if OP had to wear it all day.

haha yeah reminds me of MTV Pranks, they put fish in the airducts at a school. the school lingered of fish even after years.

lemon juice takes away the smell pretty good.

awesomechick618 0

lol, sounding kinda lonely right about now. sorry op :3

marijuanasmoker4 3

Most pussy you've gotten in a long time, right?

Your "damn cat" ?! You don't deserve a cat if you consider it an annoyance !! >:|

ASPCA alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ScooterScott 0

No one deserves a cat..... there isn't enough evil in this world to make it right to give a cat to them. Ηοrrible little things. Dogs ftw

did cat get your tongue? lol jk FYL

haha perv kitty wants to smell your underwear! (if you don't get it watch "Smackin' Bewbs" by RayWilliamJohnson (watch it it's funny!!!1!))