By SadExperiment - United States - Claremont
  Today, I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turned on by the smell of bananas. Guess whose new co-worker peels a nice, fragrant banana five times a day. FML
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By  DogStew  |  20

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Well let's hope OP gets your advice in time. Honestly, this situation reminds me of George, on Seinfeld, when he mixed food with sex. Every time he ate anything, he was turned on.

  angelofsaturn  |  23

#4 maybe she holds a banana under his nose while he sleeps and rubs his cock a little bit or has sex with him while eating banana candy.
it's kinda along the same lines of me hating the smell of old spice.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

4, I was wondering that too. Why bananas out everything she could choose from? And why is the girlfriend conditioning her boyfriend without asking for his consent first? What else is his girlfriend secretly doing to him? So many questions yet I might never get answers lol.

  Drigr  |  9

If they worked and my gf was secretly slipping little blue pills into my food, I'm not sure I would complain... Assuming she would help me out with it.

  melimeli628  |  10

basically she involves bananas while in foreplay, or in other sexual moments. or teases him while eating a banana. so subconciously now whenever he sees a banana he thinks of his gf and gets turned on. my bf is the same but with apples. lol.

  gc327072  |  29

Well, every time she peels a banana, they subsequently do it, so eventually your subconscious mind associates bananas with getting it on, which thus results in being aroused at inopportune moments.

  Dilwann  |  27

Having sex when there are bananas around, for instance. An 'active' condition takes about 7 times, I think, but this might take slightly longer.