By SadExperiment - 30/10/2012 00:42 - United States - Claremont

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turned on by the smell of bananas. Guess whose new co-worker peels a nice, fragrant banana five times a day. FML
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hotshot2626 9

Am I the only one wondering how someone goes about conditioning another person to be turned on by the smell of bananas?

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Epikouros 31

OP to co-worker: "Please stop eating bananas, it makes me horny." "No, I'm not gay, ?"

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dragonmonkey 9

I'd like to get my banana peeled five times a day.

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KiddNYC1O 20

We're sure of that.

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scarllet13101 5

I put this in my favorites just for the first sentence

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leadawg75 12

What? How? Lmao! How did she make you turned on by the smell of bananas?

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Czech_Zidane 14

Is the co-worker at least a girl? If the co-worker is a guy... poor OP.

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mamby211 5

My question is...who eats 5 bananas a day?!

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't you just hate being someone's psych experiment... Unless it involves sex, of course. She did condition you using ACTUAL SEX, right? ... RIGHT?

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TEAMRACHET131313 0

Your gay If you let her do this to you grow a pair and man up

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Jaredspants 0

Psyhology at work. Your girlfriend deserves an award

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Socomsnake 11

Hah, first thing I thought of when I read this was Pavlov's Dogs. Psychology at work right here.

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