By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 085
You deserved it 10 250

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!


lulututu 4

for reall I'm a crazy girlfriend but that's just insane!!

angel_831 0

maybe your behavior has been suspicious lately...

You should shove it into her face and say, "I won't cheat if you can suck it good."

- "Let me smell your penis" - "What?" - "Your penis. let me smell it." - "What?" - "Are you deff? Let me smell your penis!" - "What?"

noto_fml 0

Those issues will go away once she gets help for her drug problem. and I'm not talking about weed.

VinegarStrokes 0

42 go back to playing minecraft. That was such a dumb ******* comment. And OP, I assume you haven't been cheating on your girl but in light of recent events I suggest you begin cheating without the use of a condom. It's better that way regardless. now, enjoy the rest of your short lived relationship. I'm not saying "short lived" because either one of you will be ending it soon, I'm saying it because I have a strong feeling that this crazy bitch is going to poison your lemon-lime Gatorade with antifreeze within the next 60 days. CALLING IT!!!

76, chill the **** out. That comment was hilarious.

dudeitsdanny 9

Ehhh... I'd give it a 6.5/10 in hilarity. Lost that .5 because it's deaf, not deff, and cringing makes me enjoy jokes a little less. But 76 just looked like an ass who maybe needs to start playing minecraft, since he/she has too much time on his/her hands

VinegarStrokes 0

84 what made that comment so humorous? Maybe I'm legitemately misunderstanding it?

At first I thought "WTF?? What is deff?" Then I realized I am slow…

ehh it was kinda funny, not hilarious though. I chuckled a bit :3

MeBeYourFriend 0

how is that comment not funny? He just stated what must have happened and been very weird. its not HILARIOUS but it is funny. and whats also funny is how his pic matches his name and description!

ask her to lick it and taste for latex instead

austinkiser 3

you should have told her to taste your penis!

"Can I smell yo dick?! Don't play me like a fool, 'cause that ain't cool, so what you need to do is let me smell yo dick!!" No one's heard that song?? Smell Yo Dick by Riskay..

itsalwaysYDI 0

haha. I didn't even think of him NOT using one..good job thinking of that one!! :)

or ..."can you say that into the microphone please?"

yes I have, but I know her personally cause she lives in Bartow Fl, Polk County... and everybody knows everyone in Polk County

fmlbiach 0

124, that song is what popped in my mind xD

there is literally nothing funny about it, its not a joke, there's no punchline, its just someone saying let me smell your dick... glad you arent a TV producer so that show will stay off the air

gideeupp 9

42- "Say what again!" hahah

zakkyzebra 11

I find it humorous that everyone found the humor in 42's comment while one person, ONE person, managed to miss it...

you should in equality ask if you can sniff her pungent pussy for rotten fish aromas ?

Idonebeenhad 17

I assuming OP cheated on her before. That would cause this behavior.

XxAmygirlxX 0

"Why you coming home, at five in the morn'? Now what you need to do is let me smell yo' dick"

samiam666 0

well obviously OP has cheated on her many many times.

at least it didn't smell like rank pussy

Reminds me of a Tosh.0 Smell yo Dick....

Rosser121 0

lol I'm sure she loved the smee

suhbreena21 0


iSitt 0

gf must be hot for op to put up with such a trustless relationship.

Shove it in her mouth the next time she tries

bigboughner 0

ha, why would u smell a penis? just say u were trying to be a magician and blow up a balloon with your penis, if she sniffs it I bet she'll believe that. XD

Not "xD"... That's not even remotely laughable.....

Dicks can't queef, how the **** would you blow up a balloon?

FreebirdIII 1

Did she enjoy smelling the sweaty sack??

katsteak 0
Iwashere12345 0
dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

If she catches up you could try the old, "LOOK BEHIND YOU" and run away when she turns around, trick.

I'm sure after smelling his sweaty balls and he takes off running he's gonna sweat more. In return he will keep smelling worse so he's basically ****** unless he runs to a wishing well and washes off! Really tho, I can't beleive she wanted to smell your shit like that op. fyl

MyDixiNormous 0

You can't run away. Women. They smell fear. ..And apparently any latex.

zakkyzebra 11

68, OP "shit" was never sniffed...

what if ur boxers were made out of latex?!

really 112? it's not like you didn't know what she meant? if you have not noticed the "e" and "w" are right next to each other and she could have just missed the "k". are you that desperate to troll people's spelling?

dudeitsdanny 9

222- It should have been.. What if he was playing bottom for the other team? =O

I think that's just her way of covering up her obsession with the smell of sweaty balls.

To each there own. I love seeing a woman get all sweaty and glisten w sweat. I can see her liking the smell, but wrong way to cover up her story.

smoke2weeds 0

go rawwww, tell her to smell that.

deathtrap 0

she can smell the syphallis and aids I'm sure

I've heard of controlling men sniffing a woman's crotch to make sure she didn't cheat, but NEVER the other way around. Darling, get out of that relationship. NOW!

limblessorphan 4

yes indeed, this could turn out dangerous. believe me that obsessed women can get violantly dangerous. watch out!

kangaru1 0

how do u know whether or not he brought this on himself by being unfaithful prior?

why do men smell women's crotches? does semen leave a smell?

ReynshineCutting 10

Yes because every time a person has a single trust issue you forget about everything else and just up and leave regardless of how much you love them. Solid relationship advice right there. That's one reason why the divorce rate is so high. Come on people.

Iriz 0

yea, u don't even have to get close to the pewe or the V to smell it...

@248: yeah, that would be a pretty damn good reason why the divorce rate is so high. however, in this case, op isn't married, and it would be better if he broke it off now instead of later when they are married. op's girl's actions are a little off the deep end. i must also mention that, while having a single trust issue is fairly normal, when everything becomes a big deal, that's a ticking time bomb. |the kid|

ReynshineCutting 10

Married or not if you care about someone you try to work things out before you just leave.

tell her, if shes thinkin like dat, we are history!