Kids and Embarrassing: Garden party

Garden party

By Awkward is my name - 09/07/2023 12:00

Today, at a philanthropic event in some old money rich family's garden, I told my daughter she'd have to improve her table manners if she wanted to marry a nice man like that. I looked up and our host was standing right there, looking sternly in our direction. I smiled but he didn't smile back. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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Casual patriarchy

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00

Today, my husband more or less said to our daughter, "I just met an old friend, he has a son you should marry because my old friend is really rich.” It’s been an hour and he’s cowering in his chair because our daughter is still yelling at him, and it serves him right, but now I have a headache from the noise. FML

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By charitableidiot - 05/06/2014 22:23 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML

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Run for the hills

By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Tense dinner

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sunday 9 July 2023 15:50

Why not empower your daughter to earn her own living so she can be a philanthrope herserlf?

Doom_Kitty 12

Sunday 9 July 2023 16:23

yeah, it's a great idea to teach girls that they're only lovable when they behave in a certain way...

Comments

Dumbum123 19

Sunday 9 July 2023 12:30

Maybe he thought you were trying to advertise your daughter simply to marry some rich guy, and not let either of them decide if they even want to be in a relationship at all. Let your daughter be who she is, bad table manners and all, and any future relationship will be built on something that is real, not some fabricated peronality used in order to get the rich mans' money.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 9 July 2023 14:37

That's when you break into a rap about gold diggers and broke n-words. That should break the ice and maybe score her a date with the rich prick.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sunday 9 July 2023 15:50

Why not empower your daughter to earn her own living so she can be a philanthrope herserlf?

Doom_Kitty 12

Sunday 9 July 2023 16:23

yeah, it's a great idea to teach girls that they're only lovable when they behave in a certain way...

alw123 3

Sunday 9 July 2023 22:59

It’s not a bad thing for you to want your daughter to have good table manners …but only for the right reasons …not to land a rich husband. Good table manners are important & should be valued.