Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML
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my_fml_account
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If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.
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pizz0wn3d
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10 points!
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KryptoniteKiss
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Hahaha, what did you say?
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too_much_fun
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She said, "Yes! Off the dashboard and into the basket" ;)
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humorizer
| 14
WHO TOLD THE FUNNY JOKE?! I dunno if it was the waiter or the boyfriend, because the he is being used ambigiously through the the story. Cursecakes.
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atruegem
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See, this is what happens when you reply to the #1 comment to show off what kind of smartass you are. And then you fail for everybody to see. They had a WAITRESS, the OP is a WOMAN and a *he* told the joke and the mint hit a *him* on the head. What is ambiguous about that? There is no doubt it was the crush. Next time you want to be a smartass, try harder
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divineinstrument
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What's up your ass #24? Or are you always a jackass?
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atruegem
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no, I am only a jackass when I come across dumbsters like #22 whose attention span doesn't even last for the duration of reading through a 300 character FML in a way that allows them to actually GRASP the situation.
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Nightmenace
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dont u mean backboard? lol
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genius_man16
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No, he definitely meant dashboard.
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Drakon_fml
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To be fair, 22, just because the OP has a crush on a guy doesn't automatically make the OP a girl. Just sayin' that you shouldn't try to be a smartass.
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GrapefruitZoe
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But it says she's a woman.
And I don't think this an FML. Ouch, but oh well. Funny, anyway.
And I don't think this an FML. Ouch, but oh well. Funny, anyway.
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brittrox
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it was a waitress...which means the he was her crush
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Eli0
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It must have come out of your mouth with a lot of force...esp if you didnt use the heimlich
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killerviral
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shoulda gave him a bj in the parking lot lol southpark
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YourMiserableBoy
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Today, while at dinner with my girlfriend, I told a joke and she started choking on her mint like an idiot. she then spit it out and it him me in the face and landed in my drink. FML.
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EvilCupcake8361
| 9
# 14 is a win:)
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MwahFMLS
| 6
Geez no need to get your panties in a wad #24
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jillianmathers12
| 13
Let's hope that it was pop because they have free refills!
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lebronesque73091
| 12
Guys would probably get over it easier than girls. You'll be fine :)
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soulfhood24
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FYL
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pizz0wn3d
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10 points!
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ariannaa_fml
| 17
for Grifindor!
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PaulZindelLover
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I love TGI Fridays
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tiffanyro
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LOL.
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lemon_lime_12
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oh wow.. that really sucks for you. =/
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my_fml_account
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If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.
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duckgirl18
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I dont get how so many people say you deserve it?????? But nice aim for his head, I'm sure he thanked you for it!
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snackeyg
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If I was that guy I would have though it was gross but still funny.
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Zomlette
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I would have found that hilarious.
I mean, you could've sneezed on him or something. But you launched a projectile mint instead. Thats an awesome story.
I mean, you could've sneezed on him or something. But you launched a projectile mint instead. Thats an awesome story.
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sika_fml
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Epic Win!