By CityGirl - 17/07/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML
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my_fml_account 2

If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.

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KryptoniteKiss 0

Hahaha, what did you say?

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too_much_fun 0

She said, "Yes! Off the dashboard and into the basket" ;)

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humorizer 14

WHO TOLD THE FUNNY JOKE?! I dunno if it was the waiter or the boyfriend, because the he is being used ambigiously through the the story. Cursecakes.

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atruegem 0

See, this is what happens when you reply to the #1 comment to show off what kind of smartass you are. And then you fail for everybody to see. They had a WAITRESS, the OP is a WOMAN and a *he* told the joke and the mint hit a *him* on the head. What is ambiguous about that? There is no doubt it was the crush. Next time you want to be a smartass, try harder

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divineinstrument 2

What's up your ass #24? Or are you always a jackass?

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atruegem 0

no, I am only a jackass when I come across dumbsters like #22 whose attention span doesn't even last for the duration of reading through a 300 character FML in a way that allows them to actually GRASP the situation.

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Drakon_fml 7

To be fair, 22, just because the OP has a crush on a guy doesn't automatically make the OP a girl. Just sayin' that you shouldn't try to be a smartass.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

But it says she's a woman. And I don't think this an FML. Ouch, but oh well. Funny, anyway.

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brittrox 0

it was a waitress...which means the he was her crush

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Eli0 0

It must have come out of your mouth with a lot of force...esp if you didnt use the heimlich

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killerviral 0

shoulda gave him a bj in the parking lot lol southpark

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YourMiserableBoy 0

Today, while at dinner with my girlfriend, I told a joke and she started choking on her mint like an idiot. she then spit it out and it him me in the face and landed in my drink. FML.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

# 14 is a win:)

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MwahFMLS 6

Geez no need to get your panties in a wad #24

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jillianmathers12 13

Let's hope that it was pop because they have free refills!

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lebronesque73091 12

Guys would probably get over it easier than girls. You'll be fine :)

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my_fml_account 2

If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.

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duckgirl18 0

I dont get how so many people say you deserve it?????? But nice aim for his head, I'm sure he thanked you for it!

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snackeyg 0

If I was that guy I would have though it was gross but still funny.

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Zomlette 0

I would have found that hilarious. I mean, you could've sneezed on him or something. But you launched a projectile mint instead. Thats an awesome story.

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