Territorial

By creepy af - 01/07/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to wait at my new place for some furniture to be delivered. When I got the notification on my phone, I checked the cameras and saw her pressing her sweaty armpits against multiple surfaces. When confronted, she said she was using pheromones to “mark her territory.” WTF? FML
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kitten79TX 5

You do realize that mamals, including humans, also have phermones, right? So while what this girl did was crazy and weird, you're still wrong for saying people don't make phermones.

She'd better not have fucked with your spot! You're going to have to pee extra on that to overwrite her pit stains!

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A pheromone is a chemical that an insect produces which changes the behavior of another insect of the same species. Either your girlfriend is a bug, or she is one of these people who believe in pheromone perfume scam.

kitten79TX 5

You do realize that mamals, including humans, also have phermones, right? So while what this girl did was crazy and weird, you're still wrong for saying people don't make phermones.

Do I realize? No I don't. Controlled scientific studies have failed to show any compelling evidence. Human pheromones don't exist.

That's not entirely true. There is in fact compelling evidence for the existence of pheromones. The trouble is, that same evidence points to the possibility that the behavioral responses are due to nothing more than scent imprints. It's something that is still being researched and will be for a while.

She'd better not have fucked with your spot! You're going to have to pee extra on that to overwrite her pit stains!

tiptoppc 13

This reminds me of the American dad episode “I am the walrus”

At least she didn’t scoot across your rugs.

I thought everyone did that when they get new furniture