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now orange you glad your mom didn't raisin hell for that pear of banana boxers? please, honeydew a normal date next time and save your passionfruit for the bedroom. you cantaloupe have your boyfriend's acorny boxers if your mom does the laundry. fig(ure) a better place to olive, and then your boyfriend can squash you with his cucumber and everything will be peachy.

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But you laughed at it, implying you think it's stupid. My girlfriend has a lot of my clothes. It's not weird? Now if I had her clothes... Well that's a different story...

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I think Turboblaze was trying to make the point that OP's Mom didn't find just any boxers, but boxers that imply that OP's man is hung with a "big banana".

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12- Actually i'm laughing at the boxers. Your girlfriend has lots of your clothes, but do they have bananas?

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I'm slightly embarrassed for you, #30, for I gather you always had a "heart on" every time you wore the boxers? ;)

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I would only be laughing because I would be married to the person (since I AM married) and have an awesome sense of humor.

Really don't see how this is that bad... Your mom didn't even react how my girlfriends would have. Consider yourself lucky haha. And did your boyfriend go home without boxers?? Haha

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exactly, if she had learned how to do her own damn laundry she wouldn't have gotten caught. stupid teens, can't even wash their own clothes but they think they're mature enough to have sex.

I'm pretty sure your mom knows that you weren't sleeping in separate tents. She does now, anyway...don't sweat it too much OP.

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