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By  flockz  |  35

now orange you glad your mom didn't raisin hell for that pear of banana boxers? please, honeydew a normal date next time and save your passionfruit for the bedroom. you cantaloupe have your boyfriend's acorny boxers if your mom does the laundry. fig(ure) a better place to olive, and then your boyfriend can squash you with his cucumber and everything will be peachy.

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By  Turboblaze  |  10

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  rhysfucker  |  10

I think Turboblaze was trying to make the point that OP's Mom didn't find just any boxers, but boxers that imply that OP's man is hung with a "big banana".

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  Jovecove  |  10

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  emmanizzer  |  10

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By  CanWeMicrowaveIt  |  28

Really don't see how this is that bad... Your mom didn't even react how my girlfriends would have. Consider yourself lucky haha. And did your boyfriend go home without boxers?? Haha

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  erikaa916  |  25

exactly, if she had learned how to do her own damn laundry she wouldn't have gotten caught. stupid teens, can't even wash their own clothes but they think they're mature enough to have sex.

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