FML : Today, I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things, so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on my jeans. Apparently it looked...

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Today, I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things, so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on my jeans. Apparently it looked like I was doing something else, because I was called into the principal's office to discuss why "certain things" should be done in private. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 October 2012 00:39 / United States

Intimacy

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By xSonic | 9

#5096711 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:45

Right....filing down your nails. Mmhmm

By SkoomaKi | 24

#5096770 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:54

That's a good cover story OP, but we know that you were twiddling your twaddle. We know.

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By xSonic | 9

#5096711 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:45

Right....filing down your nails. Mmhmm

iOceanus | 18

#5097761 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 05:00

Future exhibitionist!

imavelociraptor | 6

#5098122 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 07:55

Also.. If OP is a male, his nails shouldn't be long enough to break off anyway...

By CrissyyyS2 | 22

#5096730 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:47

Isn't there other parts of your jeans to rub on?

RBntM | 10

#5096924 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 09:57

Maybe OP wanted to file his/her nail and rub his/her parts at the same time

dashizam | 10

#5097124 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 11:48

Short shorts.

siickman | 7

#5097300 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:30

11 is right. Saves time.

MoodyBlue320 | 11

#5097433 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 02:41

Who wears short-shorts? Op wears short shorts.(It's a chant)

iamabamf | 17

#5098263 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 09:37

Who's a dumbass? You're a dumbass. Oh, sorry, I was continuing the chant.

By kellygirl83 | 11

#5096738 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:48

Why were you rubbing any where near that area? Side of your leg should have been enough.

prioo | 6

#5096797 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:59

Maybe OP was using their zipper as a nail file.

annie_nk | 22

#5096875 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 09:29

6 - I've done that before. Only made things worse.

S182 | 15

#5097128 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 11:56

Op never stated that she wasn't doing it on the side of her leg... Sometimes people are just nosy bitches and spread rumors when they don't know what is going on. Or, just to be an ass, someone could've told the teacher knowing full and well that she wasn't masturbating.

kobelstone23 | 13

#5107192 - Friday 2 November 2012 06:55

Because when sitting in a school desk the most available spot to rest your hand, much less file your nail is your upper thigh....

By SkoomaKi | 24

#5096770 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:54

That's a good cover story OP, but we know that you were twiddling your twaddle. We know.

ICastillo | 24

#5096975 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 10:19

Or twaddling the twiddle....

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5096980 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 10:22

4, Is "twaddle" the term used for both men and womens' private areas? Or are you assuming it is a guy or girl? FMLers, please don't attack me, I'm really curious and feel out of the loop if that word has been being used and this is my first time seeing reading/hearing it.