By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 00:39 - United States

By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 00:39 - United States
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Right....filing down your nails. Mmhmm
Future exhibitionist!
Also.. If OP is a male, his nails shouldn't be long enough to break off anyway...
Isn't there other parts of your jeans to rub on?
Maybe OP wanted to file his/her nail and rub his/her parts at the same time
Short shorts.
11 is right. Saves time.
Who wears short-shorts? Op wears short shorts.(It's a chant)
Who's a dumbass? You're a dumbass. Oh, sorry, I was continuing the chant.
Why were you rubbing any where near that area? Side of your leg should have been enough.
Maybe OP was using their zipper as a nail file.
6 - I've done that before. Only made things worse.
Op never stated that she wasn't doing it on the side of her leg... Sometimes people are just nosy bitches and spread rumors when they don't know what is going on. Or, just to be an ass, someone could've told the teacher knowing full and well that she wasn't masturbating.
Because when sitting in a school desk the most available spot to rest your hand, much less file your nail is your upper thigh....
That's a good cover story OP, but we know that you were twiddling your twaddle. We know.
Or twaddling the twiddle....
4, Is "twaddle" the term used for both men and womens' private areas? Or are you assuming it is a guy or girl? FMLers, please don't attack me, I'm really curious and feel out of the loop if that word has been being used and this is my first time seeing reading/hearing it.
14- it's a made up word and we're not sure whether OP is male or female.
Damn, 18! I really wanna thumb up your comment!
Twittle the twat is the actual expression
Thanks 18. I can't just thumb you up to say I like your comment.
It's only for female parts lol like twat ha
Stop by your local dollar store and pick up a nail file. Your jeans probably didn't help much with filing them down anyway.
**No way out of this one, Just say you had a stiffer this Morning!
Well tell them that "certain things" need to be done to the privates. We must be SATISFIED!
Well, you were rubbing one out nonetheless. ;)
He was getting off...a broken nail.
Is that what they call it now a days "filing down a nail".
you probably was rubbing that standing on your bench ,right ?
Right....filing down your nails. Mmhmm
That's a good cover story OP, but we know that you were twiddling your twaddle. We know.