By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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nicola1233 0
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f your dogs life

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iKaite 0
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Did you sit and wait to tell people your first? Jackass.

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WorkThatButt 2

Ohmar I hate you you fucking piece of gassy ugly ass you stupid motherfucking piece of shit backdoor faggot asshole ugly fucking stupid ass monster I hate you and no one likes you.

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Crush89 0

Is your girlfriend 11 or 12 years old?

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TRJADN 0

I think its funny when people say first. And if it bothers you so much that you have to comment on it you are a loser and get a life seriously.

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kayladance101 13
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ik this is gross. there is a girl in my grade that eats her own boogers. shes in 8th grade. ew!

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CleanSheets 0

WorkThatButt... I don't think all of that was called for o_o

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Danielt104 6

Lmao he said 1sf who cares

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ButtNekked 0
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this Fml is more for your dog for eating boogers

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DaleksAreEpic 0

Wow, number 27. 16 different insults in one sentence. I think you've set a new record.

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Tripout 0
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reminds me of o e if my exs. she was 16 would pick her nose rub the boogers on the wall n blame her 5 year old sister. she also ate with her hands no matter how many times I gave her spoons or forks. if ur gf is short n a lil chunky RUN OP GET THE DOG ON HER

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IDOLGIRL 0

that is just NASTY--I would dump the skank

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pgcheerleader 1

ur gf is effing gross dude!!!!!

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HeresReality 0

uh, not an fml?

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j2484 0
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that fuckin disgusting she's probably the onlygirl u can get and she's probably ugly as shit

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Newbie21 1

why do some people care so damn much if others announce if they are 1st? maybe that makes there day......

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mekarski1008 0

Girlfriend: 'Come on boy! Sit! Sit! There ya' go! *pick nose* Here you are!!' Dog: 'Idk wtf this is, but I like it!' OP: 'WTF?? Dog eat sh*t, not snot'

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KASHMIR_fml 0
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lmfao there's a use for errthang

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kieran247 0

that was on a show

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bryttkneee 0

what's the matter, jealous? no worries, there are enough bats in the cave for you and fido/rover/lassie.

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ladiesman14 0
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is your dogs name booger by chance ?

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infiniti_G 0
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fail at being being funny and at life

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connorpwns93 0

failed atempt at being funny

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Guuurlplease 0

More of the dog's Fml

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nicola1233 0
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f your dogs life

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nadsm 0

nasty.

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jAa94 2
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Agree with #2.

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LMA0 5
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Agree with #5.

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Gumblebum100 0

Agree with #44

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rawr_iliketacos 0
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Agree with #60

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Prestigex 0

Agree with #82

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litecrush 0
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Agree with #85

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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agree with #94 :D

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mattf013 0
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hahaha agree with #94

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polico_wolf 0
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Agree with #99

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khung835 6
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agree with #108 lol!

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scorpioserpent 1

agree with #110

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agree with #110

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infiniti_G 0
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Agree with #117

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beachgirl199661 0
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agree with #118

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Qwerty86 0
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Agree with #119

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ohhbaaabbby 0
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agree with 121 :9

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captaintaco 0
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totally agree with 128...

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HoesInaBox 0
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#129 is completely right.

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galgal 0
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c-c-c-combo breaker :D

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CleanSheets 0

agree with #2, 5, 44, 60, 82, 85, 94, 97, 99, 108, 110, 116, 117, 118,119, 121, 128, 133, but not 135 (:

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omnistryder 0

I'm a lesbian in a pig's body

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WhatANoob 0

I agree with 158

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kyle_ftw 0

agreed with #169 lol

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Don_fml 0

That's friggin' hilarious!

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ColdGold 6
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I agree with #6.

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Blue_Black_fml 21
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NASTY! dump that bitch!! find yourself a girl who keeps her fingers out of her nose..

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yakingwakko 3
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Well how else are you supposed to keep your nose clean?

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toeknee33 0

dmn your gf is a freak.. wat if she tried to feed you boogers during sex?

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Philosophic 0
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"Let's try something new." O_o

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summerloolooloo 0
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Oh my god that's gross. If that dog has a stomachs upset, you know who to go after.

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toeknee33 0

boogers are suppose to be good for dogs tho

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