iKaite

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  • Inverness, Scotland
  • 40 years-old
  • Sunday 10 November 1985
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About Ikaite

I read far too much FMLife and do way too much gymnastics. I believe there is beauty in everything and that people do not look close enough to see it. It annoys me when I moderate FML's and people lie about them. And I don't believe any FML that contains someone shitting themselves, shitting on someone else or cumming on someone else.

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Clarification: I broke the lamp by complete accident. I was vaccuming my living room and I caught the edge of the vaccuum on the end of the coffee table, and the light went crashing to the ground. I did tell my mom, and she was initially upset, but the lamp itself didn't have any sentimental value, making the situation a bit better. It was a vintage lamp she got at an auction in France. Thank you for your concerns and comments, haha, I've learned my lesson.