By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
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crazycar 0

This is ******* hilarious. You're all cracking me up.

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divxman_fml 0

i don't get it, your nose is trying to get boogers out of your system, then you put them right back in?? that's almost like.. well let's just end it there.

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thehazeman 0

there is nothing wrong with eating nose wax

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TheCurlyTheory 0

mmmm there definitely is.

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cherrygurl101 0

News flash! There is if ur over the age of 4

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yotsu 14

My fiance and I both do it. It's not that bad, really. It helps make your immune system stronger. Yes I'm a chick that admits to eating boogers. We exist.

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joshhhh14 4

Why do people do that? It literally makes me gag.

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Nederlander95 14

And you're dig hasting.

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crazycar 0

This is ******* hilarious. You're all cracking me up.

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y3y 0

gotta agree with #12 crazycar all the way

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wicked_fml 0

i don't care if someone picks their nose, i do. my ex used to eat hers. i usually wipe it somewhere where it won't be seen if i don't have a tissue. like under a table or under the edge of the couch. but eating it? *shudder*

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itybitykity 0

Uhmmm. My ex did that... His name was Josh. Hmm...very similar to the author's nickname 'jeesh.'

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Late_night83 25

Well. Ummm. It looks like he said his girlfriend, not his ex girlfriend caught him. Unless u broke it off because ur a beeoch.

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kitz 0

I still do that all the time XD!!! And occasionally I chase my GF around with them, yeh I am a goof =P

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TheCurlyTheory 0

If I was your girlfriend I'd dump your ass and get a restraining order.

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Neecha101 0

17 thats really gross. and have you ever heard of a tissue?

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Shownis182 0

Man ew , yes people pick their nose , but don't eat it thats disgusting .

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